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Dennis Rodman's Female Troubles Baffle His Agent

Dennis Rodman hasn't really ever led the type of life that would make people think he's got himself together, got it all figured out, or not a self-absorbed buffoon. As entertaining as he was on the court (and off of it, sometimes) there's always been a twisted, darker part of his life that always surfaced. Most often, when he's drinking. Most often, when he's in a bad relationship. More »

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Rent Dennis Rodman For All Your Parties And Bar Mitzvahs

Anyone who discovered our little site here in the last two years — as opposed to being one of those sorry souls who were here at the very beginning — might not know about Darren Prince. Prince, famously, is Dennis Rodman's lawyer, who took exception with our coverage of Rodman's first book signing, and blasted us with a rather intense Blackberry-tapped email. More »

A former Hard Rock Hotel employee has sued Dennis Rodman for ... well, being Dennis Rodman. [OMG!]

Dennis Rodman has aspirations of becoming a WNBA coach. This will either contaminate the sexual overtones of the league, or stabilize it. [PRNewswire]

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This Is Why You Hire a Darren Prince

What can I say about Dennis Rodman that hasn't already been said about Liz Taylor on a year-long acid trip? Hmmm....I'll have to get back to you on that one. Apparently Mr. Rodman uses the holiday of Halloween to dress himself in outrageous fashion—who knew?! If this is how the former rebounding king wants to stay in the public light then I'm down, it's always worked in the past. Yeah, I only posted this because we're all waiting so patiently for these football games to start. By the way, it's worth noting that listening to Chris Berman's cockney accent is only slightly more uncomfortable than shaving my balls with a straight razor and dipping them in a glass of warm gin. If you'd like to kill some more time you can see all of the pictures over at Flash Warner.

We've scrutinized every bit of the ESPN TV schedule, but can find no mention of the 2007 World Worm Charming Championships in Willaston, England. And we were so looking forward to Chris Berman's commentary. [Upper Weaver Valley]

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In Which We Channel Our Inner Roger Ebert

MSNBC is ranking the five worst movie performances by an athlete-turned actor, to which we say, is there really any need to go beyond Kazaam? Apparently there is, and so we also get Wilt Chamberlain in Conan the Destroyer, Roosevelt Grier in The Glove, Dennis Rodman in Double Team and Mitch Gaylord in American Anthem. We don't have the energy to disagree, except to say that as far as bad movies go, Grier's The Thing With Two Heads (see photo) kicks every inch of The Glove's ass. More »

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You See, He's Tall, And They're Short

We mentioned this a long time ago, but we still didn't quite believe it would actually happen. But the photos are the proof: Dennis Rodman really is making a movie in which he coaches a team of little people. More »

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RSVP Now, Before It's Too Late!

You know, we're starting to think that basketball just isn't gonna be the most important part of the weekend in Las Vegas. More »

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Ladies, Meet The Sex Cannon

Things we learned this morning: More »

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Rodman Against The Globetrotters

I always thought the problem with the Harlem Globetrotters was they didn't push the envelope enough. Sure, they'd pull down the referee's pants, but they'd leave his underwear on. What's up with that? More »

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Oh, We Get It: He's The Guy From KISS

This picture, of our old pal Dennis Rodman, was taken over the weekend in Las Vegas. We're not much more we can add to it, except that the sad part is that it wasn't for Halloween. More »

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Is It Too Late To Cast Tom Cruise?

We missed our copy of ESPN: The Magazine this week, so we didn't catch this terrifying, surreal tidbit, but the fine folks at Dirty Laundry did: More »

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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't

If your lifelong dream has been to hang out with Dennis Rodman in Las Vegas two nights before Halloween, you are probably reading this in a mental care facility you just missed your big chance. (As many have mentioned in the comments.) Apparently not one of the most popular items in the history of eBay, A Night Out With Dennis had exactly one bidder willing to shell out the $7,500 minimum to party with The Worm at Scores nightclub (airfare included). While it was for a good cause — all proceeds to something called the Asthmatic League — almost all agreed that the potential drawbacks were just too weighty. More »


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Random YouTube Finding Of The Week

As always, we reiterate that if you can't find something fascinating on YouTube, you're not even trying. More »

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Elsewhere...

• These guys probably like the Winter Olympics more than you do: They went to the trouble of creating a fantasy league. More »

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Dennis Rodman's "Fuzzy" Math

You know it's the extra week off for the Super Bowl when Dennis Rodman is making more news. Well, "news," anyway; Rodman was apparently booted from the "Big Brother" house he'd been "staying in" over there in England. (Closing quote: "I'm still famous. I don't give a damn what you guys think of me, I'm a star. I'm here to stay.") More »