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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You know what else makes me miserable? Zombies. They're all like, "I'm going to eat your brains." I'm like, "Leave me alone." But they never do.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Is it possible to pre-ban an unapproved commenter? If not, it should be.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Too way there isn't.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Us starred folks shouldn't have to deal with that kind of thing.
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    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Personally, I think spelling the word as "hawt" is far more offensive than actually writing the word "fucking."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    @Fogg: Clearly.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: I think the guy brings up some good points -- I mean, if you filter out the Nazi propaganda and kiddie porn.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Thank you, and all others, for not replying to that tragedy.

    Bonus: I wont have to respond to some delightful 'Whyd u ban me, fool?' email tomorrow.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    11/19/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Alright, now, I know damn well I'm better off not reading it, but I'm nevertheless morbidly curious...

    I guess I'll have to catch him and his retarded minions on YouTube
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    @TotallyRuckedUp: I assure you, you're missing nothing.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/20/09

    @Steve U: Holy fuck, I'm dreaming of that feature.

    I've said it before: seeing these fucktard unapproved comments is like being Sookie Stackhouse and reading the minds of the unwashed masses.

    Except I don't have the fantastic rack.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You couldn't be more wrong, seeing Minka Kelly in a bikini makes me quite happy.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Jeter seems to dislike crunches.

    /no homo
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    Not enough degradation in those eyes. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    Looks like Vince Neil is gearing up for another Motley Crue tour. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    What's Will Ferrell playing? A stapler? #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    The Yankees will return the favor when, in a meaningless September game against the Kansas City Royals, they replace Jeter with Boxcar Billy. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    Jeter makes Christopher Lloyd look like a young, spry Shadoe Stevens. #watercoolerfodder
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
    I'd still fuck the shit out of him.

    -dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/28/09

    In reply to World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
    Thank God morbid obesity is not a problem with internet commenters. Right, guys?

    I don't qualify for life insurance. #derekjeter
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    10/28/09

    In reply to World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
    Hey bitches, pinstripes are slimming. #derekjeter
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10/28/09

    In reply to World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
    I haven't seen anybody stand up this bravely against the dangers of obesity since Karen Carpenter. #derekjeter
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    10/28/09

    In reply to World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
    "Hey, Derek! You mean if I lose 225 pounds, I too could date Jessicas Biel and Alba?"

    "That's it, wide-load! They love no-names shut-ins with scads of excess skin!" #derekjeter
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    10/28/09

    In reply to World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
    I'm waiting for the Two and a Half Men promo with C.C. Sabathia #derekjeter
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