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derek anderson

i am finished with the signing of the contract conversation

Derek Anderson Leaves Browns For Free Agency, Signs With Browns

I'm picturing the scene from Meet The Parents where a dejected Ben Stiller stands in an empty terminal and must wait his turn to board the airplane, thanks to the by-the-book airline employee who has yet to call his row. "Please step aside, sir." More »

brady quinn

Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances

With the news yesterday that the Browns are looking to sign Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson to long-term contract, we look ominously to a future that, sadly ... could be Brady Quinn-less. More »

jamboroo

Jamboroo, Week 9: The Budding Legend Of Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson

Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon.

Yeah, yeah. I know there's a big fucking game this week. I read all about it. Gregg Easterbrook has already prepared for The Tribulation. Peter King has stocked up on extra baby wipes and Keri lotion. Cris Collinsworth has spent extra time watching game film and less time at Central Park having old people feed him very small pieces of bread. That shit is already well-covered and then some.

Let us, instead, turn our attention to the best story in the NFL this year: Derek Anderson.

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