Derek Holland And The Rangers Play A Game Called "Fart Bottle Roulette"

On Wednesday, Derek Holland went on the radio and told listeners of KRLD-FM about a game called Fart Bottle Roulette. I'm going to quote Derek Holland's explanation of what Fart Bottle Roulette is in just a minute, but you already know what Fart Bottle Roulette entails. You do. » 7/17/14 10:25pm 7/17/14 10:25pm

Derek Holland Injured His Knee Because His Dog Tripped Him

Rangers pitcher Derek Holland had surgery on his left knee Friday and could be out for half of the 2014 season, thanks to his overzealous dog. » 1/12/14 12:40pm 1/12/14 12:40pm

Derek Holland Claims His Twitter Was Hacked And He Didn't Call Anyone A…

Derek Holland was pulled from the Rangers' game on Sunday after getting knocked around, and retreated to the clubhouse. It hasn't been a great year for Holland, and the Rangers are desperately clinging to both the league's best record and the AL West lead, and since Holland's very active on Twitter, a number of fans… » 10/02/12 11:15am 10/02/12 11:15am

Here Are A Bunch Of MLB Players Doing Funny Impressions Of The…

Allow me to self-plagiarize for a moment. A few members of the Deadspin staff, myself included, once went to the MLB Fan Cave. It was in many ways a soul-crushing place, where the Pepsi Max (but no other variety of Pepsi) was bottomless, and where Jeff Nelson was just hanging out, likely against his will. And there… » 8/17/12 10:55am 8/17/12 10:55am

AccuWeather Predicts A One Hundred Percent Chance Of Derek Holland

Last night, Derek Holland dropped by News 8's studio to give Peter Delkus a hand with the weather forecasting. What followed was a clinic on how to be a goofball Major League Baseball player who reads the weather for a local news broadcast. Highlights include the weatherman—"meteorologist"—calling Holland out for… » 2/11/12 11:30am 2/11/12 11:30am

Dirk Nowitzki Hits Milestone In Mavericks Win, Derek Holland Hits This…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 14, the day we learned birds just want to have fun. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/14/12 9:30am 1/14/12 9:30am

Derek Holland Put On A Headset Last Night And Did Impressions Of Harry…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 25, the day we got trapped in a toddler swing. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/25/11 10:15am 10/25/11 10:15am