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The Players' Tribune Censors Darnell Dockett's "Unfiltered Voice"

The Players' Tribune—the number one sports website for boring, ghostwritten first person accounts from athletes—is having (or perhaps more accurately, had) Darnell Dockett tweet from their Twitter account today: » 1/31/15 5:17pm 1/31/15 5:17pm

Two Unrecognized Hall Of Fame Shortstops

This article is dedicated to the memory of the late Clem Comly, who did more than anyone to put together the public database of baseball statistics that made this article and all Internet baseball encyclopedias possible. » 11/03/14 3:10pm 11/03/14 3:10pm

The Players' Tribune Says Nothing—And That's The Point

"Derek" is thinking about his next step. "Russell" wants to make a difference. "Danica" updates her relationship status. "Blake" is really glad his creepy boss is gone. » 10/16/14 4:30pm 10/16/14 4:30pm

Derek Jeter Hits RBI Infield Single In Final At-Bat Of Career

Derek Jeter took his final at-bat in the third inning at Fenway Park today. He hit an RBI infield single before being subbed out for Brian McCann. Never again will Jeter have to play one of those 10-hour Yankees-Red Sox games. » 9/28/14 2:52pm 9/28/14 2:52pm

Report: Joe Girardi Called Out Yankees Before Jeter's Final Home Game

The Derek Jeter farewell tour is nice, but it's also serving as a distraction for a large concern in the Bronx: The Yankees have now missed the postseason for a second straight season. Excluding the 1994 season, which had no playoffs due to a strike, that hasn't happened since 1992-1993. Manager Joe Girardi made sure… » 9/28/14 12:24pm 9/28/14 12:24pm

CBS Radio Producer Gets All Emotional About Derek Jeter

Before Derek Jeter's emotional last game at Yankee Stadium, CBS Sports radio host Damon Amendolara brought his Yankees-fan producer, Shaun Morash, on the air to talk about Jeter's impending retirement. The tears came pretty quickly. » 9/26/14 3:28pm 9/26/14 3:28pm

That Derek Jeter Screencap, With Every Number Being Two, Is Fake

You might have seen this Derek Jeter photo somewhere on the internet today. Wow, look at all those twos! The baseball gods made it so, #R2p2ct, etc. Unfortunately, it's fake, and the guy who made it feels bad for fooling you. » 9/26/14 1:45pm 9/26/14 1:45pm

Derek Jeter Went Out The Way He Deserved

I want you to just listen to the crowd as it watches the outcome of Derek Jeter's final at-bat at Yankee Stadium. It rises to pure white noise as the ball gets through the right side, sounding about as loud as a ballpark could possibly get. And then Antoan Richardson scores, and it gets louder. » 9/26/14 9:18am 9/26/14 9:18am

Derek Jeter Was OK

After tonight—or as of yesterday, depending on the rain—Derek Jeter will have played his final game in Yankee Stadium. It's as fine a time as any to note, for the record, that Derek Jeter was an OK ballplayer. He was pretty good at playing baseball, overall, and he did it for a pretty long time. » 9/25/14 12:41pm 9/25/14 12:41pm

Keith Olbermann Takes A Big Ol' Poo On Derek Jeter

For anyone who is fed up with Derek Jeter's season-long victory parade and all of the muck that it has produced, this nearly seven-minute monologue from Keith Olbermann will feel downright pornographic. » 9/23/14 6:32pm 9/23/14 6:32pm

Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True

Today, a tipster sent us a bit of gossip about Derek Jeter's sex life that comes from what he claims to be a very reliable source. This gossip is likely no more true than similar stories we've come across in the past, but we really, really want it to be true. » 9/19/14 5:48pm 9/19/14 5:48pm

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

On Thursday, The Gatorade Company Inc.—a marketing shop with a secondary concern in the manufacture and distribution of sweetened salt water—released an advertisement featuring Derek Jeter, one of the worst players in baseball. » 9/19/14 5:11pm 9/19/14 5:11pm

A More Honest Version Of Gatorade's Derek Jeter Ad

The Internet's falling over itself today to provide yet another major corporation free advertising in the form of a Derek Jeter video. This one, from Gatorade, is similar to the Nike spot that ran during the All-Star Game; it, too, has some inaccuracies we felt the need to correct. » 9/18/14 2:16pm 9/18/14 2:16pm

Rays Gift Derek Jeter A Kayak, Fastball To The Hand; Benches Clear

Derek Jeter received a lot of gifts today. Before the game, the Tampa Bay Rays gave him a $16,000 donation to his foundation, a Don Zimmer jersey, and a pinstriped kayak. And in the eighth inning, Steven Geltz gave him a fastball to the elbow hand. You know, something to remember the Trop by. » 9/17/14 1:20am 9/17/14 1:20am

11 Sports GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

It's a tough time to be a sports fan. From the Ray Rice fiasco, to (even more) racism in an NBA front office, to a pervert college athletic director, finding anything positive about the world of sports is a challenge. In an attempt to lift your spirits, we're happy to present you with eleven sports GIFs that will… » 9/09/14 11:00am 9/09/14 11:00am

Corn Maze To Derek Jeter: "Thanks, Captain Clutch"

If you've ever wanted to know what Derek Jeter's regal face might look like as a five-acre corn maze, today is your lucky day. A New Jersey farm decided that instead of some boring-ass corn maze for kids to get lost in—while their parents wonder how they found themselves at 45 years old, wasting 10 bucks and a crisp… » 8/17/14 6:49pm 8/17/14 6:49pm