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    Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)

    Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens

    Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Reading the transcript, I started to cringe when Mason brought up Cris Carter. I thought he might go with "I guess it's too bad there's no Super Bowl for cokeheads, huh?" or some variation. Glad he kept it, uh, classy. Class, in this debate, being a relative measure.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    They're missing the point. Keyshawn was just noting that Flacco's unibrow gives him the vibe of a classy homeless man.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    I know you are but what am I?

    A garbageman!

    I know you are but what am I?

    A garbageman!

    Repeat as necessary
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    After shitting all over Baltimore's offense, calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded

    Explosive shitting and being a bum are clearly not mutually exclusive.
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Derrick Mason and Cris Carter know the true bum in this case is whoever made those poor spelling oopsies.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Derick Mason
    Keshawn Johnson

    You know Nash, incorrect spelling isn't a good gimmick.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    All this calling of people of "bums" is a sure sign that Burgess Meredith is coming back from the dead.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
    Not unlike Keyshawn, Chris Gedney's colon surgery left him in the "anal-less" seat.
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    So you're saying a Bennett was hired and then quickly quit? I have never seen that happen before. Will they hire someone from a porn site to replace him too?
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    Muadlin is just a ten-cent version of "purple". Can't fool me.
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    Then he woke up on Sunday with a sore knee...

    He must have been sleepwalking at a deceptively fast pace.
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    You call that spoiled faith in heroes? Well cry me a river.

    I grew up in Dallas as a big Cowboys fan. Now there is a team that can really spoil your remaining faith in heroes. Hell, Emmitt is still doing that very thing every time he talks on national television.
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    forever spoiling my remaining faith in heroes

    You mean you didn't lose faith when they introduced the generic Hispanic twins who could kill people by crying?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    @Steve U: Awesome. I was thinking about how to do this and it just wasn't clicking. +1.
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    07/28/09

    In reply to Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
    Wait, Dash, Shawn Respert hadn't already ruined your faith in heroes?
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    ironically, the Mechanics are actually working as auto mechanics nowadays
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