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    Destinee Hooker Finds A New Name

    What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/05/09

    In reply to Destinee Hooker Finds A New Name
    Destinee Gay is Brady Quinn's porn name


    /obligatory

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    I once worked with a woman named Juanita Beaver. It's kind of like an imperative sentence for a Spanish speaker.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    I'll say one thing about her, she sure knows how to serve.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    As a product of the Connecticut public school system, I believe I am bound by law to remind you all of the following mildly amusing fact:


    Connecticut was founded by a Hooker.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Norm MacDonald feels that Apprentice Crackwhore got snubbed.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Best Hooker related headline since the Ronaldo scandal came out.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Her godfather, Adrian Zmed, couldn't be prouder.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Ah, Destinee's Hooker. I remember them from such hit singles as "(I Got The) Bug a Boo", "Say My Name (To the Police and I'll Kill You)", and "Dangerously In Debt (To My Pimp)".
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/24/08

    @Gourmet Spud: I was always partial to "No No No (Credit Cards Accepted" and "(STD) Survitor"...
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/24/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover:


    And let's not forget about "Independent Woman? No, I'm a Hooker".

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/24/08

    @Gourmet Spud: Ever hear "Upgrade U (To Sheepskin)?" That's some deep shit...


    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: "(STD) Survivor"...my apologies, Ms. Hooker.

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    Image of Gordon Gund's Blind Faith Gordon Gund's Blind Faith
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Hooker Named E. Honda Award Nominee


    /Better

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/24/08

    @Gordon Gund's Blind Faith:

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Who can afford hookers in this economy?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    I remember the days when Fair Hooker played wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?


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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/24/08

    In reply to What Else Could She Possibly Grow Up To Be?
    Nothing says Christmas Eve like a story about a hooker with an impressive track record.
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