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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    Should been you Drew Sharpe
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    tempest meet teapot
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    I once won a writing contest in which first prize was 6 months work at the Detroit News. Do you know what second prize was?


    A year of work at the Detroit News.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    I wonder what his brother Ray, Jr. is up to.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Well, are you gonna call him to find out, or what?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: All I know is that busting makes him feel good.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Rumor has it he's in love with the other woman.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    01/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: He doesn't have a job... and he can't change that.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    ...after losing his column and being demoted to "general assignment sports reporter."


    "QUITE FRANKLY, AT THE END OF THE DAY, CHEEZ DOODLES WILL GET YOU THROUGH THIS. I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE."


    -Stephen A. Smith

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    Maybe now he can find a nice coordinator's daughter out there to be his sugar mama.


    That, or hope that they make a Big Momma's House 3.


    /meme-ories...

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/06/09

    In reply to Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
    He can go back to his original career: getting yellow paint thrown on him as a crooked cop in Baltimore.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/06/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought his original profession was that of the white manager of Harlem Heat.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/06/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: +1 white suit
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    Image of Innings Eater Innings Eater
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    TJ


    Yanks got Teixeira.

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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    12/23/08

    @Innings Eater: Was just about to post that. Eight years, $170 mill. The offseason is no fun anymore.
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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    12/23/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: blah blah blah, I want to play for my hometown team. Eat a dick, Teixeira.
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    Image of Signal to Noise Signal to Noise
    12/23/08

    @Innings Eater: the joys of having "fuck you" money.


    Send all the sluggers who are in it solely for the money to the Bronx. That approach has worked so well over the past few years.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    do not fuck with a dad with daughters
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    I always wondered what Col. Robert Parker did after his days as a heel manager in WCW. Good to know he still plays the bad guy.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    "...dad?"


    -David Cross

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    That kidney disease has done a number on Steven Cojocaru's face.
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    Image of Innings Eater Innings Eater
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    TJ Simers thinks this guy needs to grow a fucking skin.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/23/08

    @Innings Eater: Whoa, whoa, whoa... TJ Simers is capable of thought?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/23/08

    @Chamomiles Davis: Only in the reptilian sense.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/23/08

    In reply to How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
    he seems like a good guy, but he's dumb as a box of hair, god bless him.
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