Jerry Jones Spends About A Minute Rambling About Monkeys

Last week, Dez Bryant posted a photo on Instagram of his “new best friend,” a monkey named Dallas Bryant. When PETA found out, it demanded that Bryant relinquish the illegal pet monkey, but there wasn’t proof that the Cowboys receiver actually possessed Dallas. DeSoto, Texas police investigated, and couldn’t find any… »11/03/15 1:41pm11/03/15 1:41pm

Report: Dez Bryant To Be Out Twice As Long As Initially Forecast

Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant is now likely to miss 10-12 weeks with a broken foot, rather than the four-to-six weeks he was originally supposed to miss, after he underwent bone graft surgery. NFL’s Ian Rapoport reports that the procedure was not part of the initial prognosis, and indicates a certain hesitancy… »9/20/15 11:07am9/20/15 11:07am

Dez Bryant To Handwringing Columnist: "You Are A Sucky Writer"

David Moore of the Dallas Morning News played Preseason Concern-Trolling Mad Libs today, filling in enough blanks to wring out a take on Dez Bryant, who’s conveniently been involved in two training camp fights. According to Moore, this latest fight makes Bryant ... a problem? Who knows, because Moore never gets beyond… »8/21/15 11:55am8/21/15 11:55am

Report: NFLPA Is Ready To Charge Cowboys And Broncos With Collusion

The Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos have yet to sign their respective star receivers—Dez Bryant and Demaryius Thomas—to longterm deals, and the deadline to do so is this Wednesday. According to an ESPN report, if Thomas and Bryant don’t get new deals by the deadline, the players’ union will bring a collusion case… »7/14/15 12:52pm7/14/15 12:52pm