World's Smallest Chihuahua Is Not Small Where It Counts (His Dick) Jordan Sargent3/25/15 3:40pm22621EditPromoteGo to permalinkToday, the Daily Mail brings us the story of Toudi, a three-month old chihuahua small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Look at the tiny guy. Awwwwww. What a cutie. Awwwwwwww. Awwwwwwwwwwww... look at that huge dick.