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ESPN Aired DeAndre Jordan's "Jon Hamm Has A Big Dick" Joke If you weren't aware, Mad Men star (and tonight's ESPYs host) Jon Hamm is alleged to be well-endowed. DeAndre Jordan cracked a joke about Hamm's man meat, and ESPN aired it....

Dick, Koch Out Early In Pursuit Of BuschA reader writes......

Kawhi Leonard Is 11½ InchesNews 4 San Antonio is really, really excited about the size of Kawhi Leonard's hands. So much so that they put together this graphic comparing him to the newsroom, without bothering to specify what they're talking about....

Internet Commenters, Ethnographized

New York Magazine's Doree Shafrir delved into the culture of internet commenting, specifically examining several popular websites. Strangely enough, she lumped you all in with the Gawker commenters. Show her how it's done down there in the mire. [NYMag.com]...

Monday Night Football Makes Brett Favre Horny

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap....

Chris Bosh And Friend Sweet Talk The Ladies Via T-Shirt

It's not every day you run into something this unusual and outrageous on the streets of Toronto. Oh, look ... Chris Bosh is there too....

Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick

I live in the DC area and I have a baby boy, so it's only natural that scientists have now discovered that DC drinking water might be deforming baby boy's genitals. WOOHOO!...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls..."Men With Balls" Is Here

It is with great pleasure and genuine enthusiasm that I get to point out to you, fair dick joke-friendly Deadspin readership, that the debut novel of not-so-young Drew Magary is ready and available for your consumption. Marvel at his use of creative profanity and his ability to talk about other spor...