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    Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    No, no, no. Bong Dick is the name of that exchange student from 16 Candles.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick

    Bong Dick? I remember that dude. His parents bought him a 328i so he'd have something safe to drive while he followed Moe for a semester.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    Hypospadias is an abnormality of anterior urethral and penile development in which the urethral opening is ectopically located on the ventrum of the penis proximal to the tip of the glans penis, which, in this condition, is splayed open.

    ---- So, a skin tuba.
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    Edited by StuScott Booyahs at 07/09/09 1:28 PM StuScott Booyahs was starred StuScott Booyahs was unstarred
    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/09/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: Think of it more like an over-microwaved hot dog. /shudders
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    There is, however, no known procedure to correct dysbrosia, a child defect wherein the baby will grow up to sound like Harvey Fierstein.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    If you guys think this post was overwrought with anxiety, wait until the Vikings sign Favre.
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    Image of Galactica Galactica
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    My son was born with this. While it was disturbing at first, he had surgery a year after his birth, with no complications. We lived in San Antonio at the time.

    He's a normal kid and doesn't even know about the procedure.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    @Galactica: Did you know he had it as soon as he was born?
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    Image of Galactica Galactica
    07/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    Yes.Within the first few hours after delivery. So, the Doctors gave us the info, and we scheduled the surgery a year out. He's now 10 and is perfectly fine.
     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    I believe the Latin term for this column is Commentus Baitus .
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    It's worse than the Great Funnel Pussy Scare Of '02.

    C'mon the beer was really fizzy, and everyone was chanting "Chug, Chug!" I was just a freshman and was a little overwhelming, OK?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    Bong dick sounds like a bad spinoff of beaverbong.com.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/09/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Could there ever be a GOOD spinoff?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    hypospadias: worst. dick joke. ever!
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    Wow, it sounds like if you are an Italian Jew you might want to start worrying.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/09/09

    Start?
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    During the first millennium, the primary treatment for hypospadias was amputation of the penis distal to the meatus.

    This really should be the first entry on 'thereIfixedit.com'
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    Hey babe, after we leave the bar we are going back to my place. Do you wanna meatus?
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    Image of Colonel Dubby Colonel Dubby
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    I think Bong Dick is a left-handed specialist in the Royals bullpen.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/09/09

    In reply to Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick
    I've pissed out of my ass before but I didn't know it could be permanent.
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