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Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
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When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir
10/16/09

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I think I heard a, "All you're doing is making me more famous." in there. But then again my Spanish is a bit outdated, hackneyed and over-the-top. #diegomaradona
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MarkKelsosMigraine
10/16/09

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This is the most surprising turn involving a Diego since that time in 6th grade when a game of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? ended with her turning tricks in Buenos Aires.
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johnny_carsick
10/16/09

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i'd translate but i'm at work. christ, our most talented national team in years, and they pick diego to lead them into battle.

the last time diego managed not to fuck something up is 1990. he's a national icon and all, but the man is an michael jackson level fuckup. this can only end ugly. #diegomaradona
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ArkansasFred
10/16/09

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I love that Eddie Murphy bit too, Diego.

"Suck it and suck it and take my big black stuff..."
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P. Escobar, Jets Fan
10/16/09

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NB: keep it mostly tongue-and-lip while sucking off Maradona. If you must, you are only allowed to employ the Hand of God. #diegomaradona
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ScientificMapp
10/16/09

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My high-school Spanish confirms that he uses a variation of the verb "chupar", which means "to suck." My high-school Spanish also has me convinced that Maradona wants to pop balloons with a polka-dot spatula. #diegomaradona
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Chris Hanson's Axe
10/16/09

@ScientificMapp: Something, something... "the"... something "daughter," something about, maybe, "pool'? Something about "sucking." "Argentina."

Got it. #diegomaradona
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