Dikembe Mutombo Says "Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?" Never Happened

Today is a very sad day. Dikembe Mutombo went on Highly Questionable and destroyed one of sports' greatest urban legends, emphatically denying that he ever walked into a club and yelled,"Who wants to sex Mutombo?" » 4/08/14 5:13pm 4/08/14 5:13pm

Dikembe Mutombo Fakes Out Nuggets Mascot, Issues Iconic Finger-Wag

Nuggets mascot Rocky (last seen here unconscious) and Dikembe Mutombo (last seen here caught up in a gold scheme) teamed up for a bit of fun tonight in Denver during the team's recognition of Mutombo's career in the Mile High City. » 3/18/14 1:02am 3/18/14 1:02am

Who Want To Confuse Mutombo?

Dikembe Mutombo's nephew Harouna nearly led his Western Carolina team to the NCAA tournament last night, only to lose in double overtime. It was an improbable run, and it gave us this Mutombian reaction that can only be described as pure gold. » 3/06/12 9:00am 3/06/12 9:00am

Dikembe Mutombo And The Case Of The Missing Congolese Gold

Earlier this year, the Houston Chronicle reported that Kase Lawal, a rich Houston businessman appointed by Barack Obama to a FTC committee, had become enmeshed in an illicit scheme to smuggle several tons of gold out of the Democratic Republic of the Congo in 2011. What caught the eye wasn't so much the… » 3/01/12 4:10pm 3/01/12 4:10pm

An Assist For Nick Van Exel: How An NBA Scorekeeper Cooked The Books

In January 1997, the Lakers' Nick Van Exel handed out 23 assists in a 95-82 victory over Vancouver, a feat less attributable to his sharpshooting teammates than to the numbers-fudging Lakers fan working the Grizzlies' scorer's table. » 8/13/09 5:45pm 8/13/09 5:45pm

But Who Could Possibly Sex Mutombo With A Bad Knee?

After last night's knee injury, Dikembe Mutombo says his career of shot-blocking and finger-wagging has come to a close:" For me, basketball is over," he said. One of the NBA's nicest guys. [SI] » 4/22/09 10:40am 4/22/09 10:40am

Look At The Nice Tall Black Man

You know, it's a shame. The guy devotes his a large portion of his private life to helping other people, trying to make the world a better place, assisting his fellow man through the treacherous terrain of this planet. He is honored in the most public possible way on the world's grandest stage ... and all anyone is… » 1/24/07 10:00am 1/24/07 10:00am