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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Strangest Dirk Nowitzki Story You'll Ever Read
    © 2009 The Mentalist. All rights reserved.
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    Image of JimmyProffett JimmyProffett
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Strangest Dirk Nowitzki Story You'll Ever Read
    Even in someone like Jonathan's wildest dreams, there's no talk of Dirk winning an NBA Championship.
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    twoeightnine promoted this comment FEAST approved this comment JimmyProffett was starred JimmyProffett was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/02/09

    In reply to The Strangest Dirk Nowitzki Story You'll Ever Read
    You cut out the part with Michael Scarn.
     Reply
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    10/01/09

    In reply to The Strangest Dirk Nowitzki Story You'll Ever Read
    twitter.com/kirk_nowitzki

    it would be HILARIOUS!
     Reply
    FEAST was starred FEAST was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    09/30/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    Christ, what an asshole.
     Reply
    thatblackgirl was starred thatblackgirl was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    Slower Sperm = Faster Feet.

    -Caster Semenya
     Reply
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    Image of Natrone Means Business Natrone Means Business
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    Travis Henry is a trusting person.
     Reply
    Steve U promoted this comment Natrone Means Business was starred Natrone Means Business was unstarred
    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    White? Even slower than they used to be?

    Well, as long as they can knock down the occasional three, there's a place for 'em at the end of the Pacer bench.
     Reply
    thatblackgirl promoted this comment SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    09/30/09

    @SavetoFavorites: White sperm can't jump?
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    Elsewhere, Vin Baker's sperm is getting sloe-er.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    I've always found it strange how Dirk refers to Steve Nash as "my sperm."
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    How does he know this? Does he hold jizz races with Jason Terry and Josh Howard in a sort of Wacky WallWalkers-based competition?
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    What a fucking pussy! Tony Randall's corpse knocked up three chicks just last week.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/29/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1. Fucking awesome!
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    And if a woman's on top, she can't get pregnant, it's just gravity.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/29/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Wait. Back up. The girl can go on top?
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    Image of Frank Beamer's Goiter Frank Beamer's Goiter
    09/29/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Who let them be in control of something?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/29/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
    And Leon (Powe) is getting laaaaaaarger.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/29/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: +1. That restored my faith in humanity.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    That kid's going to have a story to tell.

    And that story will be called Caged Heat 2.
     Reply
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