If you've read our previous Discussion Discussions, or the Comment Of The Fortnight-Ish columns before those, by now you're likely familiar with how they work: we artfully (we hope) and circuitously (uh, yeah) lay out an argument for how best to conduct oneself down there, and hopefully by the end you're nodding and…

OK, various malcontents, you've finally broken us down, and we're going to admit something deeply uncomfortable. Here it is:

"Ultimately, who gives a shit?"