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1st Round, Ninth Overall: Bengals Select Keith Rivers
Keep standing pat, ye mighty Bengals! The Jags and Pats leapt over you to take defenders you so badly needed, guys you targeted so heavily that you sent your line coach to molest them at their pro days. Your star wide receiver plans to toilet paper team headquarters. Your other receiver, whose name I don't dare try to type in real time, is also miffed. Stay the course. Don't do anything rash. Sucking indefinitely isn't as bad as it sounds.
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