Gronk Plays Dodgeball At Minor League Hockey Game, Loses

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, who wasn't born so much as fermented in a vessel for two months, played dodgeball at Wednesday night's Florida Everblades game. Gronk's instinct was probably to catch any ball thrown near him, but it failed him this time. He got eliminated twice, by throws that looked like… » 2/12/15 11:38am 2/12/15 11:38am

Dodgers Backup Catcher Destroys Kid With A Dodgeball

While in New York for a series against the Mets, a few Dodgers players took some time to participate in a friendly game of dodgeball with some local school kids. For backup catcher Drew Butera, "friendly game of dodgeball" means "merciless and swift destruction." » 5/21/14 12:50pm 5/21/14 12:50pm

New Hampshire School District Bans Dodgeball As Part Of Anti-Bullying…

The Windham, N.H., school board voted overwhelmingly to ban dodgeball and "nine other 'human target' activities" from its schools. Admittedly, it's impressive that New Hampshire came up with at least 10 sports that use children as human targets. But that's all a thing of the past, and it's not because dodgeball is… » 3/27/13 5:01pm 3/27/13 5:01pm

Packers TE Tom Crabtree Plays Dodgeball With Little Kids, Basically…

That's Crabtree paying a recent visit to the seventh and eighth graders from St. Paul Lutheran School in Green Bay. I have no idea why a backup NFL tight end is making dodgeball videos with sound effects, but that's beside the point. Watch as Crabtree sends one of these youngsters to Ouchtown at the 41-second mark,… » 3/12/12 6:10pm 3/12/12 6:10pm

Dodgeball Lawsuit Makes Me Fear For The Manliness Of Our Youth

A kid got nailed in the face during a dodgeball game at his school, and now he might sue the city. Maybe he needs to sue evolution for not giving him the reflexes to survive in middle school gym class. » 11/17/09 7:30pm 11/17/09 7:30pm

Mother Nature Does not Appreciate Your Ironic Sports

A sad day in the annals of hipster athletics, as a 23 year old Brooklynite was unceremoniously pancaked by a falling tree limb during a game of dodgeball. Time to start thinking of the perfect post-modern tattoo to commemorate. » 7/10/09 11:30am 7/10/09 11:30am

Redskins QBs Prepare for Rugged NFC East With Dodgeball

Yeah, dodgeball it's awesome » 7/24/08 4:30pm 7/24/08 4:30pm. Let me just say it now, when one of the Redskins quarterbacks inevitably tears his rotator cuff trying to spike another quarterback this will be the dumbest idea in the history of football. Which is really saying something. So enjoy the honeymoon if it exists, Jim Zorn. In other news, as…