Don Cherry Told A Sad Story About His Goldfish

Don Cherry loves his fish. We know this, because back in January he went on a multi-Tweet rant about the little guys. One of them "[hadn't] been acting right for a month, swimming sideways at the top," and Don was worried. So he "[wondered] if he would like warm water." A little warm water in the tank, and the fish… » 3/12/13 10:08am 3/12/13 10:08am

Don Cherry Picks The Kings To Win The Cup Because They Have Fewer European Players

Last year, an academic study tapped Don Cherry as the new face of Canadian Nationalism. The world recoiled in horror, not least of all Canadians themselves. (I know. I asked them all.) But Grapes's geographical jingoism is something you kind of have to tune out, because at least it doesn't affect his hockey analysis.… » 5/31/12 10:45am 5/31/12 10:45am

Don Cherry's Piano Desk Will Make All Analysts Self-Conscious About Their Gesticulations

A lot of television personalities talk with their hands and bang their fingers on the well-lit lucite before them. It's the larynx-friendly method of conveying outrage. They think no one is watching, but they are wrong—as evidenced by this clever YouTube user's "Don Cherry's Piano Desk." You have been put on notice,… » 12/27/11 4:18pm 12/27/11 4:18pm