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    ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them

    Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means

    Actively Consuming ESPN Would Probably Help The ESPN Ombudsman

    ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    Comedy comes from a hint of truth combined with a helping of hyperbole, mixed with a dash of pain and a smidge of humiliation.

    He lifted that right from Iracane. The fiend!
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    • "ESPN execs playing around"
    • "ESPN's Steve Phillips has a 'Fatal Attraction' of his own"
    • "Everybody loves a nut"

    Isn't the first and third point the same?
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    Don Ohlmeyer?

    Guy is a world-class Quisling.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: Wow!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    "When those whose trust you seek to maintain encounter behavior that is out of character, some form of explanation may be required."

    Ohlmeyer then added that he maintains this philosophy with all of his friends, except those who used to be married to Heisman-winning RBs.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    ". . . given full throat . . . "

    In the future, this might be a phrase that ESPN ombudsmen should avoid.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    11/19/09

    @AzureTexan: You try avoiding innuendo in a column that Simmons called "a little lengthy for my taste."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsman Report: 2,800 Words, "Horndoggery" Not Among Them
    Comedy comes from a hint of truth combined with a helping of hyperbole, mixed with a dash of pain and a smidge of humiliation.

    I'm pretty sure Lenny Bruce would not have used the word "smidge".

    He definitely would have used the phrase, "Can I have some more heroin?"
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I think it was George Carlin who preferred the word "soupcon."
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    My Ombudsmen has a second name it's O-H-L-M-E-Y-E-R
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    Way too many words about the coverage of something that turned out to be a non story?

    He will fit right in at ESPN
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    And also like a bad graduation speech, he takes way too long to get to the point.

    I logged off when he started rambling about "sunscreen."
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    I'd rather read Dash's take on Leighton Meester's foot-dragging.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    Big Ben was accused of raping a girl!?!? Why didn't I hear about this earlier?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    This whole Ohlmeyer as ombudsman thing just seems like a Flask of bullshit to me.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    It forces them to manufacture a motive. And it ultimately forces them to question your credibility.

    Geez, every Tom, Dick and Harry with a law degree keeps telling me this same thing. "Get, your story straight or you are going to prison"

    Hey Matlock, do what I pay you to do, you silver-tongued ambulance chaser.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    So does the Ombudsman have to recuse himself when discussing ESPN's coverage of OJ Simpson?
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    08/19/09

    In reply to Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
    If you are watching this, it means I am dead and the space pirates have the Orb...
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