WATCH: Gawker Exclusive! Donald Trump Is Bald

What is up, generations of bemused and confused observers have asked, with Donald Trump's hair? The television clown and serially bankrupt business mogul sports a peculiar, swirling spun-sugar-colored confection on top of his head. It is clearly an elaborate work of artifice, designed to confound the eye. » 5/08/13 6:05pm 5/08/13 6:05pm

The Redskins Were So Excited That Donald Trump Praised RGIII That They…

So, everything about this is just powerfully loathsome: Trump's face, the fact that the Redskins are so historically starved for praise that they consider an endorsement from a vitamin-selling pyramid-schemer an important plug, and, oh, right, "You're hired." I think the Redskins just found the only potential football… » 12/06/12 10:35am 12/06/12 10:35am

What Is Known Misogynist Donald Trump Doing In This Ad For Women's…

Today, the Women's Tennis Association (WTA) released yet another "Strong is Beautiful" video featuring several relatively famous people who have nothing whatsoever to do with tennis talking about tennis. One of those people just so happened to be Donald Trump, the reigning expert on which women are or aren't… » 8/21/12 6:50pm 8/21/12 6:50pm

Donald Trump Opened A $150 Million Golf Course In Scotland, Is Still A…

Perpetual punchline Donald Trump just opened a new golf course in Aberdeenshire, Scotland, that purportedly cost some 100 million British pounds (roughly $155 million in US dollars). Trump commemorated the occasion by teeing off with famed Scottish golfer Colin Montgomerie and continuing his impressive campaign of… » 7/11/12 11:35pm 7/11/12 11:35pm

Do Not Judge Trump Until You've Walked A Mile In His Hair

Donald Trump's hair is back in the news, this time putting its very existence on the line in some sort of bet with not-crazy-in-the-least WWE frontman Vince McMahon. It's actually a pretty boring proposition; if McMahon's chosen wrestler wins the match, The Donald must shave his head. If Trump's goon wins, well,… » 3/29/07 4:45pm 3/29/07 4:45pm