Dong Pizza With Mushroom Balls Makes Way To South Bend Television

South Bend NBC affiliate WNDU covered bigoted pizzeria Memories Pizza on its evening newscast tonight, highlighting the hundreds of thousands of dollars anti-gay extremists have donated to the restaurant’s GoFundMe campaign as well as the vandalism that tolerance-seeking enthusiasts have posted to Memories Pizza’s… » 4/02/15 7:18pm 4/02/15 7:18pm

The Ballsiest Streaker Photos Ever Captured [NSFW]

It's not often you get photos this pristine of one man's balls (and dong ... we think?). Luckily, photographers on the scene of an Asian Champions League match this weekend were at the ready when this fan ran on the field wearing nothing but his team's scarf and a smile. Here's the above picture uncropped: » 10/27/14 1:06pm 10/27/14 1:06pm

Astros Fan Behind Home Plate Really Wants You To See His Fake Dong

We pride ourselves on vigilance to behind-the-plate fan frivolity, what with jackasses pantomiming blowjobs at Wrigley or dudes outfitting themselves in Marlins gear during non-Marlins postseason games. So when this fan at last night's Angels-Astros game kept standing up to show off his fake dong, we knew it was… » 5/10/13 10:25am 5/10/13 10:25am

British Mayor Scandalizes Tiny Town By Showing Up To Olympic Torch…

61-year-old Jill Makinson-Sanders is mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire, England, a cozy town of 15,000 in the English countryside. (Jim Broadbent lives nearby.) Small-town politicians, as a matter of habit, do what they can to put their towns and their towns' industries on the national map. Makinson-Sanders says Louth has… » 7/02/12 2:50pm 7/02/12 2:50pm

Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then. According to Sean J., the NC dongle A is selling these hats at all women's tennis tournaments this year. Remember, if you want to preserve a better place for the children of tomorrow, please send in any… » 6/02/12 2:00pm 6/02/12 2:00pm

Suns Fans Celebrate The Career Of Steve Nash With A Giant Drawing Of A…

Steve Nash becomes an unrestricted free agent this offseason, and since the Suns didn't qualify for the playoffs, his offseason essentially started last night. Suns fans came out to lament his departure (or beg him to stay) including at least one who decided the occasion called for a display of a giant cock-and-balls… » 4/26/12 9:00am 4/26/12 9:00am

Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

I know you were worried, but rest assured, here is your weekly dong fix. We get things started this week with a submission from none other than Dong Curator Emeritus, Brian Hickey. In his own words: "This is actually a hair on my bathroom wall. The fuck did that happen?" Please remember to support our dong endeavors… » 4/21/12 3:00pm 4/21/12 3:00pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

This week, we start with a celebration of creative vandalism. Tipster George H. will take it from there: "My son told me someone painted a dong on the St. Pete High student parking lot. The school then went out and covered the graffiti up with blacktop, resulting in the attached Google image shot of the school with… » 2/28/12 9:30pm 2/28/12 9:30pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Brian M. has the honor of kicking this week's submissions collection off. This, because he offers the unique internal-dong image. "This is a radiograph (x-ray) of a canine that was administrated a radiopaque liquid. That is the unintentional dong that you will see. The patient had no medical issues post-radiograph."… » 2/21/12 10:30pm 2/21/12 10:30pm