Astros Fan Behind Home Plate Really Wants You To See His Fake Dong

We pride ourselves on vigilance to behind-the-plate fan frivolity, what with jackasses pantomiming blowjobs at Wrigley or dudes outfitting themselves in Marlins gear during non-Marlins postseason games. So when this fan at last night's Angels-Astros game kept standing up to show off his fake dong, we knew it was right … » 5/10/13 10:25am 5/10/13 10:25am

No, Boner Rower Does Not Have A Boner: A Gay Man's Remedial Guide To…

Fact: the average straight person has sex about once every four years. (Except for 43-year-old divorced dads in New York City, who are having sex with every 26-year-old lady, all the time.) Fact: the average straight man has seen about 3.2 penises in his life. » 8/07/12 12:04pm 8/07/12 12:04pm

British Mayor Scandalizes Tiny Town By Showing Up To Olympic Torch…

61-year-old Jill Makinson-Sanders is mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire, England, a cozy town of 15,000 in the English countryside. (Jim Broadbent lives nearby.) Small-town politicians, as a matter of habit, do what they can to put their towns and their towns' industries on the national map. Makinson-Sanders says Louth has… » 7/02/12 2:50pm 7/02/12 2:50pm

Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then. According to Sean J., the NC dongle A is selling these hats at all women's tennis tournaments this year. Remember, if you want to preserve a better place for the children of tomorrow, please send in any… » 6/02/12 2:00pm 6/02/12 2:00pm

Suns Fans Celebrate The Career Of Steve Nash With A Giant Drawing Of A …

Steve Nash becomes an unrestricted free agent this offseason, and since the Suns didn't qualify for the playoffs, his offseason essentially started last night. Suns fans came out to lament his departure (or beg him to stay) including at least one who decided the occasion called for a display of a giant cock-and-balls… » 4/26/12 9:00am 4/26/12 9:00am

Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

I know you were worried, but rest assured, here is your weekly dong fix. We get things started this week with a submission from none other than Dong Curator Emeritus, Brian Hickey. In his own words: "This is actually a hair on my bathroom wall. The fuck did that happen?" Please remember to support our dong endeavors and … » 4/21/12 3:00pm 4/21/12 3:00pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Nick S. is a space nerd, ok. He was surfing NASA.gov "for a new background for my desktop. After a few days, I realized my selection, the Reflection Nebula, looks like a schvantz of cosmic proportions. The dark part of the photo is a cold cloud of gas and cosmic dust so dense that it blocks all light. It also… » 1/17/12 9:30pm 1/17/12 9:30pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

'Tis the season to give people gifts and whatnot in the name of some carpenter dude's birthday. That whatnot includes charitable donations. That's where Jordan B.'s observation comes into play: "A felating monkey as a gift for a child in a Toys For Tots toy drive. Self satisfaction, the gift that never quits." Lucky… » 12/20/11 9:30pm 12/20/11 9:30pm