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    Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    This really sucks, the pruno he made won't be ready to be bottled until Monday.
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    Image of Crazy Cool Medallions Crazy Cool Medallions
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    OJ: (calls attorney) Hey man! Let's get in on some of this Stallworth action. Can't we appeal and claim I was drunk when I "accidentally" killed her?

    ATTORNEY: OJ, you're not in jail for killing Nicole.

    OJ: Oh, right. Fuck. (click)
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    Since he's still suspended indefinitely, I don't know that the three-day weekend is that big of a deal.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    If Stallworth gets to eat chicken marsala for dinner tonight, Jim Leyritz is going to be super pissed.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    Well the guy he killed only served 59 years.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    Why can't these fools in congress focus on the important stuff, like FIXING THE ECONOMY!? Oh I'm sorry, I hit the wrong "mock outrage" button there.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/10/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Mine has been stuck on "Reality Television Will Be the Downfall of Western Civilization" for years now. I should probably call tech support.
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    Image of HirsheysKissMyArse HirsheysKissMyArse
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    A toast to Mr. Stallworth! Lemme just get the booze out of the glove compartment. *THUD*


    Um, I'll have to get back to you guys.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    07/10/09

    @HirsheysKissMyArse: Hey Jim, maybe you should take it easy for a while...
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    Well, to be fair, we round up to the nearest 30 in my fantasy league, too.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    He got a week knocked off because he snitched on a litterbug.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    Mr. Stallworth's wardrobe provided by Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/10/09

    @Steve U: I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. Actually a pretty nice little Saturday.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/10/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
    BROOKS WAS HERE
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