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    Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/18/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
    When I read about the plea deal Stallworth received, I was so angry and hurt...
    WHY OH WHY??? Why didn't I go into pre-law and law school and become a defense attorney? What was I thinking getting into engineering? There's more bling defending high profile clients. Meanwhile I'm stuck living Office Space every day of my life!


    / Bangs head against desk
    // Crys himself to sleep with bottle of whiskey in hand.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/18/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: I'm a lawyer and I live Office Space every day too. Even a crim defense guy spends most of his time out of court, in his office.


    Now gimme some fuckin' whiskey!

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    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    06/18/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
    +1 Goodell
    -1 Tagliabue
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/18/09

    @Orr's crabapples: Tagliabue : "The Commish" :: Goodell : "The Shield"
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
    "...it is my responsibility as NFL Commissioner to determine appropriate league discipline for your actions, which have caused irreparable harm to the victim..."


    Very understated, Der Kommissar.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/18/09

    In reply to Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
    Looks like his time in the NFL is Zarathrustra!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/18/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: No way, the league has gone beyond good and evil.
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