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    Image of Clare Clare
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    There's obviously something wrong with Dontrelle. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    The D-Train going crazy in D-Town
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    Image of BarbarobicsInstructor BarbarobicsInstructor
    06/19/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Ozzy Osbourne saw this coming 29 years ago.
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    06/19/09

    @BarbarobicsInstructor: He's the Nostradamus of Rock.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    They should probably address his pitching form, if the above photo is any indication. No one has ever thrown that well off of one and a half crippled legs. Just ask Lou Gehrig.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    perhaps it's his shrunken head? Or maybe his over-bloated torso?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    But how long should a baseball team continue to pay a guy who can't play baseball very well?


    We figure the entire season, batting cleanup. -Seattle Mariners.

     Reply
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    Image of Chairman_Meow Chairman_Meow
    06/19/09

    In reply to Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
    Got to feel sorry for the guy. If I had to live in Detroit, I'd have anxiety disorder too.
     Reply
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    Image of Babcocksure Babcocksure
    06/19/09

    @Chairman_Meow: you forgot /low hanging fruit
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/19/09

    @Babcocksure: That fruit is so low it's growing in China.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    Paging Jerkwheat...Jerkwheat to the white courtesy Deadphone, please.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in, man.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    Better than what Detroit is accustomed to: Guys shooting from their whips.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    What you panicking about, Willis?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    "I have no condition." - Kenny Rogers, 1968.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/20/09

    @David Hume: +1. That's why you get paid the big bucks.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: To be fair, I was the third guy to that joke, so I'm going to donate that +1 to charity.


    Sally Struthers tells me that a single +1 can give an African orphan an inexplicable sense of recognition and validation for one whole week.

     Reply
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    That was a very valiumt effort on the part of Dontrelle
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    Image of BumpinUgglas BumpinUgglas
    05/20/09

    @DumpsterDining: I think it was his pitch Celexa that really helped him out.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/20/09

    @BumpinUgglas:


    We'll have to wait to see the long term Effexor of his demotion.

     Reply
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    Image of Plaxidental_Discharge Plaxidental_Discharge
    05/20/09

    @Kid Canada: Let's hope his play doesn't decline again or he'll get the Xanax.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/20/09

    @Plaxidental_Discharge: I just wish people would stop burdening him with such Zolofty expectations.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    I think a D-Train is exactly what Selena Roberts needs to cure her lesbianism.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/20/09

    @Hatey McLife: /Focus on the Family'd
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    Upon hearing Willis' post-game news conference, Plaxico Burress vowed to never again misunderstand a commonly used idiom.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    In reply to Is The D-Train Back On Track?
    I have no condition. My condition is just going out and playing baseball and having fun.


    He just came back. Let's wait and see what condition his condition is in.

     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Do you like Paul Pierce jokes?
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    05/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Even his conditioning has been conditioned!


    Black Star'd

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    Image of MeAndChipperJones MeAndChipperJones
    05/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Wow.
    +1 KR and the First Edition reference. That would make you, well, old.


    /yeah, yeah, oh yeah!

     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    @MeAndChipperJones:


    Were they also in The Big Lebowski?

     Reply
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