Does Chip Kelly Have Rabies?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering poop, casual parenting, MRA athletes, and more. » 3/17/15 11:34am 3/17/15 11:34am

Cool Bear Settles In For A Back Scratch, Gets Himself A Surprise Donut

Here's a bear just enjoying his day, treating himself to a nice back scratch on a big tree that is perfectly suited for back scratches (those aren't as easy to come by as you might think). Just when he was about to leave and get on with his day, something caught his eye. Waitagoddamnminute, is that a donut? Fuuuck… » 5/09/14 4:02pm 5/09/14 4:02pm

What Happens When You Let A NASCAR Racer Use His Racecar On The Street

The most evocative car races in history were when racecars competed on public roads. Monaco. Le Mans. The Carrera Panamericana. Those all featured wimpy sports racers, though. What happens when you put a Nascar on public streets? » 7/11/13 4:16pm 7/11/13 4:16pm

Donut Flavors, Ranked

I don't think I'm alone in having a love-hate relationship with donuts. In a perfect world, I would be able to eat all the donuts I like. In this one, I have to wrestle with the fact that donuts are among the worst things I could ever ingest, somewhere between baby back ribs and C-4. A box of donuts in a conference… » 2/08/13 4:30pm 2/08/13 4:30pm

This Is Terrelle Pryor's Sweet Ride Getting Towed From A Donut Shop

If this is really Pryor's car—and it sure as hell looks that way—we have ourselves a new nadir of the Buckeye scandal. That it happened at Buckeye Donuts makes it all the more Jamarcus Russell-y. At least Russell had first-round money. » 6/11/11 1:45pm 6/11/11 1:45pm

The Road to Heaven Is Paved with Glazed Donuts

Donuts don't have to be for in-mall starvation attacks, road trips, county fairs, or your office's morale-boosting "Treat Fridays" anymore. You can now whip up a sextet of luscious dough-balls right in your very own home. » 12/16/10 2:59pm 12/16/10 2:59pm

Golden Tate's Donut Crimes Becomes Obvious Ad Opportunity

As (sorta) predicted, Top Pot Doughnuts has turned a NFL's player's sugar addiction—and a fortuitous breaking and entering—into marketing gold. [Photo submitted by Seattle reader Jon.] » 6/24/10 12:45am 6/24/10 12:45am

Phil Mickelson Enjoys A Donut Unlike Any Other

The morning after his Masters triumph, Phil Mickelson reportedly hit up a Krispy Kreme drive-through in Augusta—this one's for the family!—while wearing his green jacket. Yeah, those stains aren't coming out. [Via Clay Travis/Devil Ball Golf] » 4/13/10 10:15am 4/13/10 10:15am