This is the final installment of Pat Jordan's Spring Break adventure, in which our correspondent attends a wet t-shirt contest and finds America in a state of permanent adolescence and mild arousal. Read Part 1 here and Part 2 here.
This is the second installment of Pat Jordan's dispatch from Spring Break. Jordan, the author ofA False Spring, took his gun and his cigars to Daytona Beach and filed this report over the mojo wire. Part 1 is here.
Earlier this month, we sent Pat Jordan, author of A False Spring and a lot of fine sports journalism, down to Daytona Beach for Spring Break. He took a pistol and a van and sent back this report, via fax.