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    F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
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    Image of NightElfMohawk NightElfMohawk
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Speaking for a good chunk of female sports fans that sick of being pandered to in the most lazy way possible - don't buy anything fucking pink that happens to also be associated with a sports team. If the team's normal colors are not good enough, then they obviously are not a real fan of said team.
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    Image of Babcocksure Babcocksure
    07/07/09

    @NightElfMohawk: what if a guy wears a red Yankee cap etc?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/07/09

    @Babcocksure: Then he's a fuckhead.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/07/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: Also fuckheads: guys who wear visors; guys who visors backwards; guys who wear visors backwards and upside down; guys who wear any St. Patrick's Day gear; guys who wear Yankees jerseys with names on them; women who wear Mrs. Wright tees or jerseys.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    I dislike Christmas for all the shit I wind up having to buy, and the way those purchases kill my budget. Tax season should be in the fall so refund checks arrive in December.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    If you guys are paying more than 50 cents for cards you are fucking up. Dollar Tree, 2 cards for $1.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    I think "Swallowing enough pride to sleep with me" is a gift-worthy event.


    I like to give the Herp, because it keeps giving

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/07/09

    @HockeyMountain: It is better to give than to receive. You are a good and kind man.
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    Image of Andrew Couts Andrew Couts
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you for saying this.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/07/09

    @Andrew Couts: What about the father?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Well then! I guess I'll just give this "Congrats on Your New Column" toque I knitted to that girl with all the jerseys!


    /hands head, slumps away

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Because it means I have to haul ass to CVS, spend five minutes making sure I pick out the least gay card on the rack, and then I have to fill it out and mail it.
    What are you, a chick? If you spend more than 30 seconds picking out a card at CVS/Walgreens/Target, then you have failed. Turn in your balls.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/07/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: what if you spend the first 4 and 1/2 minutes ogling the card with the girl with big tits on it?
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    What events are worthy of e-cards?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/07/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: The only time you are allowed to send an e-card is when you are coming out of the closet.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    What's a good gift for someone who has just completed the Toyatathon?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/07/09

    @Stev D: I see you and Squire have made up.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Has anyone else witnessed the never ending thank you gift exchange from hell?


    Lady gives wife a used rocking chair for free for the new baby.


    Wife gives thank you gift for the chair.


    Lady gives back a thank you gift for the thank you gift.


    WTF? By the time it was done it would have been cheaper to buy a Lazy Boy recliner and tell the lady to keep the used rocking chair for fucks sake.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    Wait, do I bring a gift to a Summerbration or not? God I'm so confused.
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    Image of Shanknuts Shanknuts
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    If you live to be 90, though, you can steal things.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/07/09

    @Shanknuts:


    At 100? Murder. But only with your bare hands.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    07/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud: and at 120? You're president!
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    I was going to buy Drew an "Eastbound and Down" DVD set, but it appears he's already FUCKING viewed it.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/07/09

    In reply to F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving
    I get shirts. Oooh, loogit! Something I have to dry clean!


    "This shirt is dry-clean only. Which means that it's dirty."

    -Hedberg

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