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How To Deal With A Hangover At Work 

When you’re drinking on a weeknight, you never think you’re going to drink to the point of having a horrid hangover the next day. So, you agree to happy hour... with the promise to yourself that you’ll only drink a very responsible two drinks and then leave the bar. After your third, you swear you’ll stay for just one… »8/26/15 12:36pm8/26/15 12:36pm

Make Big, Fancy Ice Cubes for Your Big Fancy Drinks With This $6 Mold

If you like to mix drinks at home, you’ll want to pick up the beloved Tovolo King Cube Ice Tray for $6 today. That’s not quite an all-time low price, but it’s on the low end of its normal range. If you haven’t seen it before, all you need to know is that the King Cube is designed for one thing: Making really big ice… »7/24/15 9:21am7/24/15 9:21am

How to Drink All Day and Not Pass Out

Look, drinking all day is not healthy. But what if you and the missus signed up for a nine-hour Napa County wine tour, and you want to get your money’s worth? Or maybe you’re hitting your bachelor pal’s BBQ, and the action starts at noon. Or, maybe, what the hell, you just want to go all out on a hot summer day. This… »7/03/15 5:41pm7/03/15 5:41pm

Make Big, Fancy Ice Cubes for Your Big, Fancy Drinks With This $7 Mold

If you like to mix drinks at home, you’ll want to pick up the beloved Tovolo King Cube Ice Tray for $7. That’s not an all-time low price, but it’s on the low end of its normal range. If you haven’t seen this before, all you need to know is that the King Cube is designed for one thing: Making really big ice cubes. »6/05/15 6:15pm6/05/15 6:15pm

I Went to a Simulated Teen Drinking Party and It Freaked Me the Fuck Out

I’m far from the target audience for the simulated teen drinking party I attended last weekend—that audience being freaked-out parents who want to see what really goes on at the hormone-fueled ragers their children are just starting to attend—but let me start by saying that the whole thing was very effective. I was… »5/04/15 8:00pm5/04/15 8:00pm

Football Fan Passes Out, Wakes Up With $900 Uber Bill

An Ole Miss football fan, apparently sorrowfully tired and perhaps a bit blotto after the team's loss to Texas Christian University in the Peach Bowl last week, decided to call Uber, the official car service of Capitalism™, for a ride home from the game. No big deal, except that the game was in Atlanta, and this Ole… »1/05/15 8:58pm1/05/15 8:58pm

Hey Look, It's The Sad Cocktail Grenades You Always Wanted

Evidently these have been around for a while, but they're new to me. BuzzBallz: Regret In a Can. BuzzBallz: Liquid Cold-Sore. BuzzBallz: Convex Around the Sides, Like Your Abdomen When Fluid Accumulates In Your Peritoneal Cavity as a Result of the Liver Cirrhosis You Get From Living the Kind of Life That Involves… »9/24/14 11:48am9/24/14 11:48am

Cider Is Fucking Awesome. End of Story.

This has been a winter of cider-shame. Shame at glancing down at the recycling in my apartment only to note that its only contents are dozens and dozens of empty bottles of Angry Orchard cider. Shame at ordering cider at a bar in front of people ordering cocktails. Shame at being gingerly handed a tall blue can of… »5/01/14 5:28pm5/01/14 5:28pm

16 Hours in the Cactus League: A Guide to Arizona Between Baseball Games

In 1946, Bill Veeck, baseball's maverick owner, had a bold idea that changed the national pastime forever. Disgusted with the racial segregation of the game in the South, Veeck, then owner of the Cleveland Indians, proposed relocating his team's spring home from Ocala, Florida, to Tucson, Arizona. When he convinced… »3/07/14 12:21pm3/07/14 12:21pm