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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/30/09

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    This article has no mention of the fruitless year he spent trying to catch Marion Jones menstruating.
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    06/30/09

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    "The athletes don't like getting into the back of my van, but I relax them with some music and a wine cooler."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/30/09

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    Is there a sign in the office bathroom saying "Employees Must Not Wash Their Hands"?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/30/09

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    You swirl it to release the delicate bouquet that may be locked up - a wide mouth stemmed goblet is ideal.


    Swallowing it is for boors - you sip, swirl, spit and immediately write the tasting notes.


    Light, delicate, hints of cedar, violets and raspberries. Shows improvement over the '08 vintage, which was underripe. Could use additional aging in new oak. Cellar-worthy, open in 2014

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/30/09

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    Kyle Maynard is furious at his unfair treatment. Officials demanded to see his entire body.
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    06/30/09

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    "I call it liquid gold,'' says Lowell. "You guard this like it's your child.''


    I agree with this statement, mostly because my daughter's name is Liquid Gold.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/30/09

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    This guys still sees less dicks in a day than CitiField Security.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/30/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Morning, noon, night: dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
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    06/30/09

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    "This thing is amazing. I can actually see the exact moment when my wife decided to start lying to neighbors and loved ones about my job."
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    06/30/09

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    "The worst part of my job? They made me work on my grandmother's birthday so I could test the Italian Women's Volleyball Team. Bunch of slavedrivers at the IOC."
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    06/30/09

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    If only Julio Franco had been traded to the Giants in his later years. MLB drug testers could tell their grandchildren about the great "California Gold Dribble."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/30/09

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    Yellow gold? I'm sorry, but his quote is eerily similar to the intro voice-over for the water-sports-themed porno, The Beverly Pissbillies.
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    06/30/09

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    I call it liquid gold.


    I hear you, brother. Which is why I will never stop trying to use it to pay for groceries.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/30/09

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    Doping officials for the Senior Games routinely work 70-80 hour weeks.
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    06/30/09

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    Olympic doping control officer


    Everyone's got a fancy title these days. Back in the olden times we called these guys "sick weirdos".

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    06/30/09

    @ArkansasFred: Or gym teachers.
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    06/30/09

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    "I need to see a clear shot of the sample going into the cup....I call it liquid gold."


    For accuracy's sake, he should simply refer to it as Miller Lite.

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