Drunk Seahawks Fan Has Foolproof Plan For Hanging On To Her Purse

High on the list of shit you don't wanna deal with when you're hammered is "carrying stuff." Having to carry literally anything that is not a slice of pizza while drunk is one of life's biggest drags, because your inebriated subconscious will do whatever it can to drive you to drop or misplace that stupid purse or… » 10/13/14 5:21pm 10/13/14 5:21pm

Red Bull and Vodka Fueled High Jumper To Be Suspended for a Year?

Last week, we brought you the story of Ivan Ukhov, » 9/11/08 3:30pm 9/11/08 3:30pm the high jumper whose drunken jump has exploded on the internets. More than a million people have watched the you tube video which we've handily relinked for you below. Now comes news that mother Russia is not pleased with him. In fact, they're angry. How angry?…

British Gold Medalist Gets Plastered, Rolls Over a Taxi Bonnet in…

Bradley Wiggins, a double gold medalist in cycling, is the culprit. It's things like this that make people mistakenly believe the British can't handle their alcohol. Or have drinking problems. Wiggins was out celebrating in London House—which is evidently an area of Beijing designed to honor the 2012 Olympics. The… » 8/20/08 11:00am 8/20/08 11:00am