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Report: Oscar Taveras Was Extremely Drunk At Time Of Fatal Crash

St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Oscar Taveras was exceedingly drunk when he crashed his car in the Dominican Republic last month—killing himself and his girlfriend—according to the Associated Press. The AP quotes a spokesperson from the Dominican attorney general's office, who says that Taveras was "legally intoxicated… »11/12/14 8:06pm11/12/14 8:06pm

Drunk Seahawks Fan Has Foolproof Plan For Hanging On To Her Purse

High on the list of shit you don't wanna deal with when you're hammered is "carrying stuff." Having to carry literally anything that is not a slice of pizza while drunk is one of life's biggest drags, because your inebriated subconscious will do whatever it can to drive you to drop or misplace that stupid purse or… »10/13/14 5:21pm10/13/14 5:21pm