Drunk Mascot Stumbles Around, Busts His Ass In The Middle Of The Field

It’s hard to be a licensed participant of a sporting event, as Austria Wien’s mascot “Super Leo” is, and still be considered an Idiot On The Field. But for this guy—who is so drunk at the conclusion of a game that he needs help even standing—we’ll make an exception. » 5/05/15 4:17pm 5/05/15 4:17pm

Drunk Woman Explains Everything You Need to Know About Monster Trucks

Atlanta's Rock 101.5 morning show visited Monster Jam 2015 to do some serious reporting and get to the heart of what monster truck racing is all about. Fortunately, they found a fantastically drunk source from Rabun County, Ga. (where Deliverance was filmed, y'all) to explain it to them. » 1/12/15 10:00am 1/12/15 10:00am

Guy Dressed As Superman Breaks Up Pathetic Fight At Cardinals Game

Two sad, possibly drunk guys just sort of lean on each other in the way that sad, possibly drunk guys tend to do when they start a fight that they don't necessarily want to finish, and the world cries out for a hero to stop this madness. In comes Superman, who defuses the situation, and pauses in front of the camera… » 5/16/14 4:31pm 5/16/14 4:31pm

The Frat Boys Who Moved The Colts Out Of Baltimore

Thirty years ago this spring, Bob Irsay, the prototypical bad sports owner and an obstreperous public drunk, moved his Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis. His son, Jim Irsay, the current Colts boss, has sucked the fun out of the anniversary for Indianapolitans with a scandal that, in its sad and sordid way, offers a… » 5/05/14 3:27pm 5/05/14 3:27pm

Michelle Rodriguez Got Drunk, Made Out With A Model At The Knicks Game

The Knicks' 89-85 victory over the Pistons last night was less a basketball game than a war of attrition waged by two armies that can't shoot straight. So what's a celebrity like Michelle Rodriguez supposed to do while sitting courtside at such a miserable sporting event? Get shitfaced, obviously. » 1/08/14 9:40am 1/08/14 9:40am

South Carolina Spiked A TV Program Featuring A Slurring Steve Spurrier

Like most Division I head football coaches, Steve Spurrier is contractually obligated to appear on an eponymous television program every week following one of his team's games. This week's program—a recap of the Gamecocks' narrow win over UCF in Orlando Saturday—is very quickly being erased from existence. We want to… » 10/02/13 10:18am 10/02/13 10:18am

Sure, Let's Watch A Guy Get Kicked In The Nuts 10 Times And Not Flinch

Stop me if you've heard this one before: Guy walks up to two bros outside of a bar and dares them to kick him in the nuts 10 times in a row. "If I flinch at all, I'll give you $25," he tells them. Haven't heard that one? Then go ahead and watch the video above. If you want to skip over the bargaining process and get… » 8/09/13 3:04pm 8/09/13 3:04pm

"Johnny Footbaaaaalllll": Two Drunk Ladies Hijacked The CBS Cotton Bowl…

The Cotton Bowl was an occasion for much revelry for fans of Texas A&M, who went into the contest confident about their odds against Oklahoma and got to see local hero Johnny Manziel for the first time since he picked up his Heisman in New York. That means, of course, that filming the pre-game set piece in the Cowboys… » 1/05/13 3:20pm 1/05/13 3:20pm

A Toothbrush-Wielding Red Sox Fan Was Ejected From Tropicana Field This…

There are myriad ways to earn ejection from a major league ballpark, and most of them are punctuated by overconsumption of alcohol. That appears to be the cause of this incident from Saturday's Red Sox-Rays game in St. Pete, as a Red Sox fan quickly found herself parked outside after a bizarre interlude Rays fan… » 7/16/12 1:00pm 7/16/12 1:00pm

People Actually Attend Baseball Game In Pittsburgh, Security Guard…

That's how the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported what went down Saturday night at PNC Park, at least in part. It started when 21-year-old Rachel George was allegedly smoking in her seat, which led to George being escorted to the ballpark's security office. But then George's boyfriend and father got involved. » 5/16/12 4:25pm 5/16/12 4:25pm

This Drunk Lady Keeled Over In The Aisle During A Mavs Game

Friday night. Dallas. Spotlights beam down on a meaningless game, the playoff-bound (but underwhelming) Mavs against the tanking Golden State Warriors. The game is a spectacle. A party, really. For this lady. Reader and amateur videographer Baron tells us that the lass dances ("inappropriately stripper dances") in… » 4/23/12 1:45pm 4/23/12 1:45pm