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    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    So does this mean I don't get to nail a virgin at the 50-yard-line to promote Shirley Temples? #advertising
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    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    Shawne Merriman would like to know how much he could get for striking this pose every time he jumps on a pile at the end of the play. #advertising
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards

    These fines are getting out of control. Just a few years ago, this would have been worth 10 Yuenglings, tops. #advertising
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    11/12/09

    @Steve U: I get it and I like it. #advertising
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    11/12/09

    @CanHeHackett: This post gets the Blue Ribbon #advertising
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    11/12/09

    @lukeoneil47: This pun was never going to get Pabst you? #advertising
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    Next week, as part of a Make A Wish campaign organized by Johnnie Walker Red, Leonard Little will run down a family of six on his way home from the game. #advertising
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    Nobody fined Kevin Everett for his "Guy Who Drank Too Much Everclear" move. #advertising
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    11/12/09

    @ClintonPortishead: +1 24 hour period of projectile vomiting. #advertising
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    So Joe Buck was angry at Randy Moss for doing a Hanes commercial, and not for mime-mooning Packers fans? #advertising
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    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    It would have been totally worth it if he had given Bob Costas a Dirty Sanchez and screamed, "The CAPTAIN was here!" #advertising
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    11/12/09

    In reply to NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
    I call bullshit. No one has said a word about the stealth marketing with Charmin where every team wipes up the Browns. #advertising
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    Reed was charged with simple assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and public intoxication

    Or as it's known in Tempe, "hitting for the Josh Hamilton cycle."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    @Steve U: +1 #jeffreed
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    10/19/09

    @Steve U: wow... noone has yet posted about your cruelty? #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    You have to admit, Jeff Reed is one badass kicker. Neil Rackers? I heard that after the game he curls on the couch in a snuggie with a glass of pinot noir. #jeffreed
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    Urine for a fight if you try messing with one of Jeff Reed's teammates. #jeffreed
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed:

    You do not want to Pee O any Pittsburgh Steelers. #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    He smelled of a strong odor of alcohol and appeared to be intoxicated.

    This is a sad story, but if it starred Dudley Moore as an alcoholic millionaire unlucky in love, it would be hilarious. #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: What would you do if you got caught between the moon and New York City? #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    Is that a still from Reed's audition for 'Rohypnol Dealer #2' from the upcoming Polanski movie "Sleeping on Roofs?" #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    He's going to lose his Snorg Tees endorsement deal. #jeffreed
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    [to check messages, press 1 followed by the pound key]

    1 #

    "Yo, Shanahan, it's J-Reed! I'm fucking loaded, you fucking lawyer prick. Listen! Bro! I need the paperwork to file a file a fucking moral bankruptcy. Chapter 69 all the way man! Whoooo!!!!"

    [Message received at five-fifteen A.M. For more options press 7] #jeffreed
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