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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    I liked TigerBeat better when it had those great stories about Kirk Cameron and Joey Lawrence in them.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Finally a catch-all name. I was getting sick of having to find her mail in the morning.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Ben Johnson is an admitted Cheetah.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Cheetah? Puma? Cougar? Pussy?

    Ick, today's generation is so fucking cuddly.
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    12/02/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Catty.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/02/09

    @cookierojas: Feline by me.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Well, who would want to sleep with a Seahawks or Raiders fan?
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    whereas most people will leave after the 12 o’clock game ends, she’ll stick around for the 4 o’clock game

    Well that's your problem right there. Drinking in sports bars in both the Central and Eastern time zones, all within a 3-hour span, is sure to disorient you, leaving you vulnerable to Cheetahs and other assorted dangers.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Isn't Jesper Parnevik the guy who invented the artificial heart?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No, you're thinking of Al Czervik, who thought that hat looked good on Judge Smails.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Wait a second, are you telling me that women pushing 30 sometimes take a younger guy home for the sole purpose of having a little fun? At Rick's? I'm shocked.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: See I view that as feminism, so I don't see the problem. And yes, as you get older you may not be able to pick up the hottest guy in the bar. This is not new news. But you can always still get laid anytime you want. Because the woman has the vagina, you see.
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    12/02/09

    @J-No: Precisely my dear. Has the author not heard of post-feminist sexuality? Own it, woman, and take what you want. We all benefit.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    There are verrrrry few aimed-at-women publications that won't include some kind of, even joking, "watch out for this kind of guy!" story. I didn't think it was particularly funny or earth-shattering, but its not offensive.

    The problem, of course, is that you have a penis, and are aware of that fact.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: It doesn't help that the article is idiotic.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Yeah, that's what I meant, and what AJ said. Read it; snore, spit, or chuckle as is your wont; and move on.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    I never throught Ickey would wind up as the most noble Woods in sports.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    I don't see the misogyny, but then, I rarely do.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/02/09

    @J-No: That's probably because, like most broads, you were too busy looking at everyone's shoes and making silent judgements about them.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Wow...Jezebel picked up on that? Must make trips to the Gawker break room kinda awkward.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/02/09

    @Phintastic: They always preferred Leitch's aw, shucks midwest soft-shoe & it took a bit to adjust to Daulerio's brash Philly Dago style, but we all know those babes are more likely to sleep with a Daulerio than a Leitch. Leitch is like their gay best friend (but not gay), Daulerio is their man.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/02/09

    In reply to BYU-Utah: A "Burning Cauldron Of Loathing"
    Joseph Smith = 19th century David Koresh. Except crazier.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/02/09

    In reply to BYU-Utah: A "Burning Cauldron Of Loathing"
    Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/01/09

    In reply to BYU-Utah: A "Burning Cauldron Of Loathing"
    I haven't seen a group of misguided, undersexed prudes from flyover country get so worked up since that Sarah Palin book signing.
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