whereas most people will leave after the 12 o’clock game ends, she’ll stick around for the 4 o’clock game
Well that's your problem right there. Drinking in sports bars in both the Central and Eastern time zones, all within a 3-hour span, is sure to disorient you, leaving you vulnerable to Cheetahs and other assorted dangers.
Wait a second, are you telling me that women pushing 30 sometimes take a younger guy home for the sole purpose of having a little fun? At Rick's? I'm shocked.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: See I view that as feminism, so I don't see the problem. And yes, as you get older you may not be able to pick up the hottest guy in the bar. This is not new news. But you can always still get laid anytime you want. Because the woman has the vagina, you see.
There are verrrrry few aimed-at-women publications that won't include some kind of, even joking, "watch out for this kind of guy!" story. I didn't think it was particularly funny or earth-shattering, but its not offensive.
The problem, of course, is that you have a penis, and are aware of that fact.
@Phintastic: They always preferred Leitch's aw, shucks midwest soft-shoe & it took a bit to adjust to Daulerio's brash Philly Dago style, but we all know those babes are more likely to sleep with a Daulerio than a Leitch. Leitch is like their gay best friend (but not gay), Daulerio is their man.
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Well that's your problem right there. Drinking in sports bars in both the Central and Eastern time zones, all within a 3-hour span, is sure to disorient you, leaving you vulnerable to Cheetahs and other assorted dangers.
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The problem, of course, is that you have a penis, and are aware of that fact.
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