"He's the perfect gentleman"...who picked her out of a pre-arranged and presumably paid group of porn stars, then had anonymous sex with her in a hotel room.
Well I saw a porn actress in a hotel room
Doing the Cablinasian
Well I saw another porn actress in a hotel room
Doing the Cablinasian
I saw Tiger Woods drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His teeth were perfect
Ahhhoooooo, Cablinasians!
Draw Blood
@The Gizmo from Pismo: Having actually bagged a chick with the pornstar mindset I have to disagree. Long after your wrist, fingers, forearm, elbow, toes, ankles, calves, neck, tongue, jaw and knees are worn out she'll still be looking at you with that unfulfilled expression. Either you're "that guy" or you aren't, and 99.8% of us aren't.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: Sounds like a typical Cleveland fan who can't go the distance! ;)
I already bagged that girlfriend too. Pornstars aren't all about quantity..its the quality and..imaginative..aspects that count!
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The three then proceeded to demonstrate how to make the most amaaaaaaazing holiday gingerbread cookies that your guests are sure to enjoy.
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Wait. Tiger's nailing Hasselbeck?!?!?!?
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It's still interracial.
Your southern fan base isn't happy. Not. One. Bit.
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The age of chivalry is never past!
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So he's not hugely endowed, then?
/Greek'd
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Doing the Cablinasian
Well I saw another porn actress in a hotel room
Doing the Cablinasian
I saw Tiger Woods drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His teeth were perfect
Ahhhoooooo, Cablinasians!
Draw Blood
/RIP Warren
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I already bagged that girlfriend too. Pornstars aren't all about quantity..its the quality and..imaginative..aspects that count!
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/Hi-o! Fucking nailed another golf pun!