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Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance


Now that Mother's Day is drawing to a close, we can get back to objectifying women. Just funnin'. I'm only interested in Rich Garces' tits. Or, failing that, Bobby Jenks'. Yesterday, noted attractive Olympian and tattoo enthusiast Nathasha Kai put on quite the show, scoring three goals in the U.S. women's soccer team's 6-0 win over Canadia, who still try to dribble with hockey sticks. More »

7:00 PM on Sun May 11 2008
By Christmas Ape
20,242 views, 389 comments

inauspicious debuts

Chris Cooley Blogs, Fred Davis Sleeps

Reports out of Ashburn, Virginia (nothing good has ever followed that phrase) indicate that Fred Davis, one of Washington's second round picks, slept through one of his first practices as a Redskin. It isn't a good start for the rookie, especially with a Pro Bowl tight end starting in front of him. Speaking of Chris Cooley, he happened to be blogging about Davis earlier in the week while answering a reader's question ("Fred Davis?") on his blog. More »

7:44 PM on Sun May 4 2008
By Unsilent Majority
18,170 views, 653 comments

Latest by DougOLis: @Rock You Like An Iracane: I just saw the preview for Pineapple Express today. Is that what inspired you to do Paper Planes last week? On a sidenote regarding the song, does the beat of one of the Vampire Weekend more »

duan

Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay?

Safety Caleb Campbell was the first nonkicker from Army ever invited to take part in the NFL combine. If he didn't get drafted, he would probably be serving as a second lieutenant in Iraq or Afghanistan by year's end. But Campbell was drafted in the 7th round. By the Detroit Lions. Bit of a Pyrrhic victory, no? More »

6:00 PM on Sun Apr 27 2008
By Christmas Ape
11,274 views, 365 comments

duan

Message To This Kid's Future Defense Attorney: Blame Name or Haircut

This unfortunate youngster, other than being forced by parental duress to sport the bowl cut, was born unto a couple of deranged Spurs fans. How unhinged, exactly? Instead of buying a team photo or something to encapsulate their love for the team, they decided to put the whole roster into their kid's name. More »

6:30 PM on Sat Apr 26 2008
By Christmas Ape
12,961 views, 528 comments

duan

Behold Your Nameless Sporting Edifice

There may be no parking and no development around it, but, by cracky, the Lerners got their stadium. And D.C. got to chase all the gay clubs and small businesses away from the Navy Yard. Hooray! Gentrification isn't just for Columbia Heights! America's past pastime gets underway on its own shores and we Leitch couldn't be any happier. More »

8:00 PM on Sun Mar 30 2008
By Christmas Ape
10,706 views, 521 comments

duan

They Hate Each Other And We Hate Them

The night before the series finale of The Wire, it's great to be treated to the whitest spectacle in college basketball, UNC versus Duke. The ACC regular season title is on the line for the fifth time in the series' history, which means the Cameron Crazies will have their rote chant sheets ready with all sorts of biting apercus to shout at Tyler Hansbrough. What were their thoughts last night when Coach K enjoined them to "concentrate on winning and being creative and supportive of our team." Video of Ratface's pep talk after the jump: More »

6:00 PM on Sat Mar 8 2008
By Christmas Ape
9,116 views, 485 comments

Latest by JB*: @Lady Andrea: "I smell BAAAAAAAAAAAACON!" more »

duan

Happy Presidents Race


It's been a great opening stint of Weekend Daddy Duty for me, despite my many unplanned trips to Deadspin future. As a result of my poor choice of journalism as a career I'm now at the office and will be through the rest of the evening covering shootings and such in D.C. but luckily I'm off tomorrow. More »

5:30 PM on Sun Feb 17 2008
By Christmas Ape
9,091 views, 916 comments

duan

Can Dwight Howard Get Screwed Again?

Welp, that's it for today, folks. Enjoy the Skills Competition, which, like the Home Run Derby in baseball, is far more enjoyable than the All-Star Game itself. More »

6:05 PM on Sat Feb 16 2008
By Christmas Ape
17,147 views, 908 comments

duan

Thank You, Deadspin, And Goodnight!

The past two days have been so much fun that they've reminded me of nothing if not... groin shots. One long string of groin shots. Now, I know this "too-hot-for-TV" beer ad has made the rounds, but — just like the genre was at the Springfield Film Festival — you simply can't get enough of it. I figured while you're waiting for Sopranos (or, OK if you insist, the NBA Finals), it'll give you something to occupy your time. More »

5:53 PM on Sun Jun 10 2007
By Leitch
11,038 views, 635 comments

Latest by DougOLis: @TheStarterWife: I don't doubt that it is. You Ladies are doing a great job. more »

duan

Apparently, We Are All NOT Witnesses

The TV ratings are in, and Game 1 of the 2007 NBA Finals was the... (all together now): More »

5:45 PM on Sat Jun 9 2007
By Leitch
11,545 views, 485 comments