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Maybe Tiger Woods Should Hire These People To Help Him Keep His Celibacy Contract

ABC News did a piece on on sex addiction and what Tiger Woods' new life will be like as the world's number one coozehound playing golf. He should fire Stevie Williams and bring on "Da Crabs Assassin" as his caddy. More »

02/09/10

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By DAULERIO

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Our Deadspin Super Bowl Bounty Hunt Claimed The Usual Suspect: Jay Mariotti

Even though I thought our Bounty Hunt post was pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek, some people did choose to participate. No, Joe Montana did not poop on Mark Schlereth's lap, but Jay Mariotti was (again) spotted, drink in hand. Oh, and mackin'. More »

02/08/10

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By DAULERIO

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Click here to read More News From <strike>Lake Wobegon</strike> Mattoon

More News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon

It's been an uneventful week in Mattoon, Ill., where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the girls ride the mechanical bull while topless. More »

02/05/10

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By Barry Petchesky

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More Vanilla Ice With My NBA, Please: A Canadian's Perspective

Last night, at the Raptors-Nets game, Vanilla Ice inexplicably appeared as the halftime entertainment. Resident Canadian high-end potato salesman, Gourmet Spud, was in attendance. He filed this report. More »

02/04/10

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By Gourmet Spud

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Bill Wennington, Luc Longley, And Will Perdue Were Once Called "Bang Gang," T-Shirt Alleges

Could we talk about this t-shirt for a moment? Because it is so very wrong. More »

02/03/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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Presenting...The Deadspin Miami Super Bowl Bounty Hunt

Sadly, no one from Deadspin's masthead will physically be traveling down to Miami this year to take part in the annual Super Bowl festivities. Unfortunately, that does not mean assorted media personalities and athletes can carouse freely without torment. Continue. More »

02/02/10

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By DEADSPIN I-TEAM

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Ray Maualuga Just Can't Count

As you know, the Bengals linebacker was arrested this past weekend and now the always fascinating cruiser cam footage is available courtesy of WLWT so the whole world can watch him get baffled by the field sobriety test. More »

02/01/10

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By DAULERIO

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Wish You Were Here

Move the Pro Bowl to the Super Bowl site, they said. More players will take part, and there'll be more excitement, they said. If that's so, then why is the QB matchup Aaron Rodgers against Matt Schaub? More »

01/31/10

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By Barry Petchesky

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Listen Up, NBC: Here's An Idea To Boost Olympics Ratings

Most people think of the 1896 Olympics in Athens simply as the first Olympiad. Some people think of the 1896 Olympics in Athens as a shining beacon of nude recreation. Like? The American Association for Nude Recreation. Obviously. More »

01/30/10

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By Ben Cohen

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TCU, Lacking BCS Recognition, Tries A Little Branding

A TCU student is planning to sue everyone and everybody after being branded with his fraternity's letters. That student's name: Amon Carter IV. Hey, don't the Horned Frogs play in Amon G. Carter Stadium? More »

01/29/10

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By Barry Petchesky

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Chirpy Korean Girl Group Likes Glitter, Knee-Highs, Iowa Hawkeyes Football

Via the good lads at Black Heart Gold Pants comes this music video for which I have no words, other than to say that it is no more inexplicable than the last time women in Korea fawned over a Hawkeye. More »

01/28/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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Kentucky Back On Top...For About 36 Hours

As most of you know, Kentucky was toppled by unranked South Carolina last night, their first game as number one in the country. Some overzealous T-shirt makers look a little foolish today. More »

01/27/10

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By DAULERIO

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Charlie Davies's Mutant Healing Factor, Cont'd

Charlie Davies, having survived a car accident that required doctors to peel off his face, is not only training again but, as a reader reports, he's playing $5/$10 no-limit hold 'em well into the whiskey hours. I like this guy. More »

01/26/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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Adrian Peterson's Fumbles Caused By French Fry Grease?

An anonymous reader sent us this very interesting photo of Adrian Peterson eating what appears to be a very slippery lunch of seafood and chips....just hours before he dropped the football three times in Sunday's NFC Championship game. More »

01/25/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

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Your NFC Championship Open Thread

Supposedly there are more fellows playing in this game, going by the names of Bush, Peterson, Brees and others. That's not what I hear. All I hear is Favre Favre Favre. More »

01/24/10

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By Barry Petchesky

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Venus Williams Is Angry People Still Think She's Playing Without Underwear

Venus, annoyed by the coverage of her possible commando-ness, explained on Twitter that, yes, she's wearing underwear: "I am wearing undershorts the same color as my skin, so it gives the slits in my dress the full effect!" But... More »

01/23/10

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By Deadspin I-Team

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Click here to read Well, This Is Awkward: Maybe That <em>Isn't</em> Tiger Woods In Those Sex-Rehab Photos

Well, This Is Awkward: Maybe That Isn't Tiger Woods In Those Sex-Rehab Photos

My trust in the National Enquirer is unbounded, but X17 claims that these photographs, of a man who is not Tiger Woods sexlessly strolling the gentle paths of Pine Grove, show the same guy in the Enquirer's grainy photos. More »

01/22/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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Ferguson Jenkins Thinks Mark McGwire's Home Runs "Altered Lives"

Lots of people have leveled lots of charges at Mark McGwire over the last few years, but I'm not sure if any of them top the Fergie Jenkins theory that says McGwire ended pitchers' careers by taking them deep. More »

01/21/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

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Poor Chan Gailey Can't Even Get Respect From Closed Captioning

Chan Gailey made light of his under-the-radar status in the NFL's coaching mechanical horsey ride, but it appears the TV robot felt obligated to add a little more pizazz to the Bills' humdrum choice. More »

01/20/10

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By DAULERIO

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Tiger Woods' Sex Rehab Adventure, As Gleaned From A Few Brochure Photographs

Tiger Woods is at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Miss., where he is reportedly receiving treatment for sex addiction. What does that entail? Let's look at photos on the center's web site and find out. More »

01/19/10

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By DEADSPIN I-TEAM

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Cum On Feel The Poise

Mark Sanchez threw for 100 yards and a pick yesterday, but he also managed not to light himself on fire or dance the hoochie coochie at midfield, so once again everyone has termed his performance — sigh — poised. More »

01/18/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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