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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06:03 PM

    In reply to Chuck Klosterman: American Polymath Napkin
    What's with the Carrot Top arms?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06:09 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: That what I was gonna say... I guess Craggs is a fan, b/c Napkin Chuck is JACKED.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    06:12 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe:

    Nah, the drawing is doing that trick where you tuck your hands behind your biceps to push them out.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06:20 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You should see the bulge on the second napkin.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06:32 PM

    @BruschisBrewsky: The minor bleeding out the nose concerns me a bit, but overall I have to say I really enjoy this picture, and the Gladwell one. I hope Craggs does more, and eventually sets up a Napkin Art Show display in some chic NY gallery.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06:51 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: They would only consider it if his next napkin art is drawn with his own feces .
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    07:10 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe:

    There might be thirty or forty framed ones for sale at the next Pants Party at this rate.
     Reply
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You know what else makes me miserable? Zombies. They're all like, "I'm going to eat your brains." I'm like, "Leave me alone." But they never do.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Is it possible to pre-ban an unapproved commenter? If not, it should be.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Too way there isn't.
     Reply
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Us starred folks shouldn't have to deal with that kind of thing.
     Reply
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Personally, I think spelling the word as "hawt" is far more offensive than actually writing the word "fucking."
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/19/09

    @Fogg: Clearly.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: I think the guy brings up some good points -- I mean, if you filter out the Nazi propaganda and kiddie porn.
     Reply
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    11/19/09

    @Steve U: Thank you, and all others, for not replying to that tragedy.

    Bonus: I wont have to respond to some delightful 'Whyd u ban me, fool?' email tomorrow.
     Reply
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    11/19/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Alright, now, I know damn well I'm better off not reading it, but I'm nevertheless morbidly curious...

    I guess I'll have to catch him and his retarded minions on YouTube
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/19/09

    @TotallyRuckedUp: I assure you, you're missing nothing.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12:18 AM

    @Steve U: Holy fuck, I'm dreaming of that feature.

    I've said it before: seeing these fucktard unapproved comments is like being Sookie Stackhouse and reading the minds of the unwashed masses.

    Except I don't have the fantastic rack.
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    You couldn't be more wrong, seeing Minka Kelly in a bikini makes me quite happy.
     Reply
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
    Jeter seems to dislike crunches.

    /no homo
     Reply
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Please, weight has nothing to do with performance.
     Reply
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Uh oh... the secret of Whitlock's success has been revealed. Look what the Smoking Gun just turned up:
     Reply
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    11/18/09


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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    I imagine a fight between these two would look exactly the same as the Death Star crashing into the moon.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    @HockeyMountain: I imagine Mangino's recruiting trips look exactly the same as that one famous scene:

    "Why is the moon wheezing up the walkway to our house?"
    "That's no moon..."
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    It takes a massive amount of energy to impact 100 boys on a college campus.

    "You don't know the half of it."

    -Julia Allison
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    I was going to do this whole thing where I cut and paste the "beyond x's and o's" 'graph and insert words and allusions to writing rather than coaching.

    But instead, I think I'll just say: You are a piece of shit writer, Jason.

    I don't have the energy level to creatively discredit lazy, phoned-in articles.
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Whitlock also believes that The Hindenburg wouldn't had blown up if he hadn't been such a blimp.
     Reply
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    11/18/09

    In reply to Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
    Charlie Weis is writing the rebuttal to this article.
     Reply
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/18/09

    @Fogg: Re-front-buttal?
     Reply
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/18/09

    @Fogg: Or showing it to his bosses as a justification for the team's recent performance.

    Can't fire him now, that's anti-fat discrimination!
     Reply
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/17/09

    In reply to Miami Coach Not Impressed By Lexington Reporter's Question
    The real question is when will Kentucky be forced to vacate all their wins from this season? #mediameltdowns
     Reply
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    11/17/09

    @100percentinjuryrate: I have devised a complicated mathematical formula to determine such a thing:

    Year Calipari leaves + 1 #mediameltdowns
     Reply
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/17/09

    @Barry Lutz: +1 #mediameltdowns
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/17/09

    In reply to Miami Coach Not Impressed By Lexington Reporter's Question
    I closed my eyes and suddenly Bill Cosby was Miami's coach.

    "I'm hearing before the game...this and that."

    Priceless. #mediameltdowns
     Reply
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/16/09

    In reply to Searching For...Melissa Lima On Behalf Of Alcides Escobar's Estranged Wife
    I can't possibly be the only woman in the world that has thought that if I wanted a child, I needed to put myself in a position to raise that child 100% on my own. Financially you can put yourself in a position to manage the situation all on your own. So really, while I do not condone the dead beat dad thing, I expect nothing more or less from men, so don't put yourself in a financially dependent position. You also made choices that got you there, you are not a victim. Stop Yourself. #searchingfor
     Reply
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    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/17/09

    @J-No: No you aren't. My Mother did the same. She only had children with my Dad when she knew she could support us on her own and she has supported us ever since. When they split she supported him because he is our dad and we need him in our lives. #searchingfor
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/17/09

    @kemperboyd: Pffft. I needed my dad in my life about as much as I needed a kidney stone. #searchingfor
     Reply
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