Immediately after the break-up, A-Rod stepped in a puddle, lost his keys down a drainpipe, & somehow managed to take a thigh-high fastball for a 3rd strike.
Sean Jones, that may have been the worst tackle in the history of football. May you spend an eternity in hell being double-teamed by Peyton Manning and Tiger Woods.
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Which for you non-Latinos, that means he isn't very Dominican at all.
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/friend of dorothy'd
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I would think you're free to rig the vote.
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And of course, my wife is asleep. And knows absolutely nothing about football.
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That Neil Patrick Harris is straight?
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And that day is December 21st, 2012.
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