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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    AJ, I don't know about a loofah, but if you need a falafel, call Bill O'Reilly.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    It's an Ewok. She calls the disfiguring penis sores that inevitably appear several months later the "Return of the Jedi."
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Meh. Bagging a pornstar isn't all that great. Bagging a girl who likes to act like a pornstar with you? Mucho mejor!
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Having actually bagged a chick with the pornstar mindset I have to disagree. Long after your wrist, fingers, forearm, elbow, toes, ankles, calves, neck, tongue, jaw and knees are worn out she'll still be looking at you with that unfulfilled expression. Either you're "that guy" or you aren't, and 99.8% of us aren't.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/08/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: See, I'd rather bag a stripper. You've got to figure that they have a lot less mileage on them then a porn star.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/08/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: you forgot nose, it's a valuable tool.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @Juancho: Excellent point. Chin as well, while we're at it.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: Physically yes. Emotionally no.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/08/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: Sounds like a typical Cleveland fan who can't go the distance! ;)
    I already bagged that girlfriend too. Pornstars aren't all about quantity..its the quality and..imaginative..aspects that count!
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    The Gizmo from Pismo was starred The Gizmo from Pismo was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Is there anything sexier than backfat?
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    If she only had a buzzsaw tattoo then we would know it was kismet.
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    J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Tiger's mistresses appear to have one thing in common: they've all had way more than 14 clubs in their bag.

    /Hi-o! Fucking nailed another golf pun!
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    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Each of those tattoos seems indicative of increasingly bad choices.

    I bet she drives a Chevrolet.
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    Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/08/09

    @Jefferson Tardship: close, a Pontiac.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    I see the Lion...so I guess she's the Witch, and her vagina is the magical Wardrobe where a carefully crafted image can disappear.
     Reply
    Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    I haven't seen a lion that close to an asshole since Barry Sanders got pushed out of bounds by Deion Sanders.
     Reply
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Remember Alf? He's back!...in tramp-stamp form.
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    Edited by Greek McPapadopoulos at 12/08/09 6:22 PM Greek McPapadopoulos was starred Greek McPapadopoulos was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    I've been instructed to "clean myself up" by Mr. Denton

    Which is weird, because he usually only says this after he's blown a load.
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Ms. James has also had numerous temporary tattoos depicting the state of Hawaii.
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of Fogg Fogg
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Nothing says "Fuck me hard!" like a faded, stretched tattoo of a single-parent child locking eyes with you mid thrust. Yeah, I'm just gonna pull out real quick and double-check the six-pack of condoms I am wearing.
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/09

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Careful, Tiger. Something tells me there's a snake lurking in that rough.
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/07/09

    In reply to Tiger's Now Laying 10
    Well, is it 10 or 12? I can't handle this suspense!
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
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