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New York, 6:53 PM
Wed Nov 25
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Allen Iverson reportedly retires from the NBA. (Reported by Stephen A Smith, so do with this what you will)
/ TJ
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We call this the "reverse Ike Turner".
05:51 PM
"Don't I know."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
05:47 PM
Hey, my girlfriend loves when I call her that too!
05:23 PM
Maybe they can afford a chef? I understand he's made a decent amount of money in his career.
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Glad to see they're still making Bob Barker sing for his dinner in Heaven.
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Are they declawed?
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smh
11:21 AM
Or maybe that's just the Yalies.
11/24/09
I was at the game this weekend. The little boy in blue sat next to me for about a quarter, with his mom, who was young and lovely. She seemed intimidated by the assholes who were sitting behind us. One of them said, and I quote, "Watching this, you can really see how they don't have the bodies of real NHL players." I almost turned around and said "Real perceptive, douchebag," but my boyfriend restrained me.
I kept hoping a fight would break out, just so I could see what Ivies look like scrapping. I imagined a lot of chicken fighting and glove slapping. No such luck.