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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    The type of lens used to take that photo had to have been wide, right?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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    Image of Curtice Curtice
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    Something seems off about this photo too:
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Curtice: Wow, either Paul McCartney really gained weight or Jimi Hendrix really got white.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    I don't know about you guys, but when I think of things that move quickly, I think of Millard Fillmore.
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    12/03/09

    @DirkToberFest: It's Taft for me.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Beer-Fart: @DirkToberFest: And don't forget the late-stage FDR.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    FINKLE IS EINHORN, EINHORN IS FINKLE!!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    Also, if you look closely, you'll see Lee Harvey Oswald holding a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle between left defensive tackle Amelia Earhart and right offensive guard Jimmy Hoffa.
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    Image of Richard Starkey Richard Starkey
    12/03/09

    @AzureTexan: Jack Ruby took care of getting Jauron out of the picture.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Richard Starkey: And then La Cosa Nostra, in cahoots with the Fewell regime, conveniently slipped a pulmonary embolism into Ruby's cell.
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    Image of Evil Joe Evil Joe
    12/03/09

    @AzureTexan: If you look closely at Drayton Florence's ear in relation to Kawika Mitchell, it goes back and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back......and to the left.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Evil Joe was starred Evil Joe was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Evil Joe: . . . proving that the shot could only have come from Chuck "Grassy" Noll.
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    12/03/09

    In reply to Looking For Dick
    A crappy job of photoshopping is par for the course for those Know Nothings at Millard Fillmore Hospital.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: Yeah, but it's because of all the noise from the Whig store next door.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    I liked TigerBeat better when it had those great stories about Kirk Cameron and Joey Lawrence in them.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Finally a catch-all name. I was getting sick of having to find her mail in the morning.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Ben Johnson is an admitted Cheetah.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Cheetah? Puma? Cougar? Pussy?

    Ick, today's generation is so fucking cuddly.
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    Image of cookierojas cookierojas
    12/02/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Catty.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/02/09

    @cookierojas: Feline by me.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Well, who would want to sleep with a Seahawks or Raiders fan?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    whereas most people will leave after the 12 o’clock game ends, she’ll stick around for the 4 o’clock game

    Well that's your problem right there. Drinking in sports bars in both the Central and Eastern time zones, all within a 3-hour span, is sure to disorient you, leaving you vulnerable to Cheetahs and other assorted dangers.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Isn't Jesper Parnevik the guy who invented the artificial heart?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No, you're thinking of Al Czervik, who thought that hat looked good on Judge Smails.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: You're thinking of the Tin Man.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/02/09

    In reply to Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned
    Wait a second, are you telling me that women pushing 30 sometimes take a younger guy home for the sole purpose of having a little fun? At Rick's? I'm shocked.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: See I view that as feminism, so I don't see the problem. And yes, as you get older you may not be able to pick up the hottest guy in the bar. This is not new news. But you can always still get laid anytime you want. Because the woman has the vagina, you see.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/02/09

    @J-No: Precisely my dear. Has the author not heard of post-feminist sexuality? Own it, woman, and take what you want. We all benefit.
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