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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07:37 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "It's not like it's any big mystery."

    The three then proceeded to demonstrate how to make the most amaaaaaaazing holiday gingerbread cookies that your guests are sure to enjoy.
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    Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of FEAST FEAST
    07:30 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met.

    It's still interracial.

    Your southern fan base isn't happy. Not. One. Bit.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    07:25 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    This is eerily similar to the time Savannah said that Arthur Ashe had a "perfect white blood cell count."
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07:17 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "He's the perfect gentleman"...who picked her out of a pre-arranged and presumably paid group of porn stars, then had anonymous sex with her in a hotel room.

    The age of chivalry is never past!
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    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    07:16 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met."

    So he's not hugely endowed, then?

    /Greek'd
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07:13 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    See, image-conscious Americans? He's still perfect.
     Reply
    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    07:10 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    Once again, the Woodwards and Bernsteins over at TMZ use a Deepthroat as their source.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07:09 PM

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    Well I saw a porn actress in a hotel room
    Doing the Cablinasian
    Well I saw another porn actress in a hotel room
    Doing the Cablinasian
    I saw Tiger Woods drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
    His teeth were perfect
    Ahhhoooooo, Cablinasians!
    Draw Blood

    /RIP Warren
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08:44 PM

    @Bobby Big Wheel: +1
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    AJ, I don't know about a loofah, but if you need a falafel, call Bill O'Reilly.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    It's an Ewok. She calls the disfiguring penis sores that inevitably appear several months later the "Return of the Jedi."
     Reply
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Meh. Bagging a pornstar isn't all that great. Bagging a girl who likes to act like a pornstar with you? Mucho mejor!
     Reply
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Having actually bagged a chick with the pornstar mindset I have to disagree. Long after your wrist, fingers, forearm, elbow, toes, ankles, calves, neck, tongue, jaw and knees are worn out she'll still be looking at you with that unfulfilled expression. Either you're "that guy" or you aren't, and 99.8% of us aren't.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/08/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: See, I'd rather bag a stripper. You've got to figure that they have a lot less mileage on them then a porn star.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo promoted this comment I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/08/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: you forgot nose, it's a valuable tool.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @Juancho: Excellent point. Chin as well, while we're at it.
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: Physically yes. Emotionally no.
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/08/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: Sounds like a typical Cleveland fan who can't go the distance! ;)
    I already bagged that girlfriend too. Pornstars aren't all about quantity..its the quality and..imaginative..aspects that count!
     Reply
    The Gizmo from Pismo was starred The Gizmo from Pismo was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Is there anything sexier than backfat?
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    If she only had a buzzsaw tattoo then we would know it was kismet.
     Reply
    J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Tiger's mistresses appear to have one thing in common: they've all had way more than 14 clubs in their bag.

    /Hi-o! Fucking nailed another golf pun!
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    Each of those tattoos seems indicative of increasingly bad choices.

    I bet she drives a Chevrolet.
     Reply
    Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/08/09

    @Jefferson Tardship: close, a Pontiac.
     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
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