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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    06:44 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect
    After catching a glimpse of Tiger Woods through an open window, the UK Sun reporter claimed that "[Tiger's] teeth look normal, no different than what I usually see back home."
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06:43 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect
    "Rear Window?" "Went Psycho"? This whole story is for the Birds.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    06:46 PM

    @ScientificMapp: +1
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    06:50 PM

    @ScientificMapp: Just to prove I know what I was +1-ing since I couldn't come up with an always clever quip like +1 creepy fat old guy not named Frank Layden.
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    Image of phillas phillas
    07:28 PM

    @ScientificMapp: Tiger's SUV was headed North by Northwest, I believe.
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    Steve U promoted this comment phillas was starred phillas was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07:36 PM

    @phillas: This whole situation started because Tiger is, in the Biblical sense, The Man Who Knew Too Much.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06:39 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect
    Don't worry, Holly. His tooth may be broken, but he's still a "perfect gentleman."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06:39 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect
    For one Sun staffer, all this talk of domestic violence clearly caused something to emerge last night.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06:33 PM

    In reply to Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect
    Elin did to her husband's teeth with a cell phone what she would later do to his SUV's rear window with a sand wedge.

    Rick Reilly will no doubt send you the bill for the perfectly good pleats you just ruined.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    Wait, this happened before he was married? Well, that's just not as fun!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "It's not like it's any big mystery."

    The three then proceeded to demonstrate how to make the most amaaaaaaazing holiday gingerbread cookies that your guests are sure to enjoy.
     Reply
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    12/09/09

    @Clarence Rosario: No kidding. That looked like a porn knockoff of Dinah's Place, starring Dinah Shore Ildoya.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/09/09

    @Gravy: God help us if The View adopts the topless-women-drinking-coffee format.

    Wait. Tiger's nailing Hasselbeck?!?!?!?
     Reply
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met.

    It's still interracial.

    Your southern fan base isn't happy. Not. One. Bit.
     Reply
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    This is eerily similar to the time Savannah said that Arthur Ashe had a "perfect white blood cell count."
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    Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "He's the perfect gentleman"...who picked her out of a pre-arranged and presumably paid group of porn stars, then had anonymous sex with her in a hotel room.

    The age of chivalry is never past!
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    "He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met."

    So he's not hugely endowed, then?

    /Greek'd
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    See, image-conscious Americans? He's still perfect.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    Once again, the Woodwards and Bernsteins over at TMZ use a Deepthroat as their source.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/09/09

    In reply to Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"
    Well I saw a porn actress in a hotel room
    Doing the Cablinasian
    Well I saw another porn actress in a hotel room
    Doing the Cablinasian
    I saw Tiger Woods drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
    His teeth were perfect
    Ahhhoooooo, Cablinasians!
    Draw Blood

    /RIP Warren
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/09/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: +1
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/08/09

    In reply to Hold That, Tiger
    AJ, I don't know about a loofah, but if you need a falafel, call Bill O'Reilly.
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
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