The A's Just Claimed Subject 6 From The Duke Fuck List

The Oakland A's just claimed outfielder and first baseman Alex Hassan, plucking him from the Boston Red Sox farm system. You might be wondering why we are telling you about a 26-year-old career minor leaguer getting claimed off waivers, and the reason is that Alex Hassan happens to be Subject 6 from the infamous Duke… » 11/18/14 10:32am Tuesday 10:32am

The St. Louis Cardinals Just Traded For Subject 7 From The Duke Fuck…

On Tuesday, the St. Louis Cardinals traded infielder Skip Schumaker to the Los Angeles Dodgers for some guy named Jake Lemmerman. Who is Jake Lemmerman? The baseball record says he's nobody special, a 24-year-old utility infielder who's put up decent numbers in the minors and profiles as a solid backup. But that's… » 12/13/12 10:50am 12/13/12 10:50am