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06/11/09
My hip hurts.
My toothbrush is not pre-toothpasted. I am disappointed. I open my black satchel. I inject hGH into my buttocks. I feel invigorated, like a fresh running river.
I turn on my computer, and it glows. I go to my favorite site, ManlyBlondeTGirls.com. I masturbate with Derek Jeter's sock.
I am reborn."
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I mean, Howard Rubenstein? Really? You couldn't come up with a less stereotypical Jewish name?
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