I don’t know, man. Don’t ask me why the chicken is wearing blue pants. Don’t ask me where the chicken even got his blue pants. Just enjoy the silly inanity of a chicken running around the yard like a total goofball while wearing blue pants. I don’t know if the chicken likes wearing his blue pants but I know the…
Meet Russel Hawkins. He loves to vape. He grows chilis, and has a freshly ground bag of Carolina Reapers. Do you see where this is going?
If there is one thing you can count on, it is Curt Schilling being wrong about absolutely everything.
As Yasiel Puig and Josh Hamilton recently found out, sliding into first base is a dumb idea. It is, first, a good way to get hurt, and also everyone knows that it doesn't get you to the bag any faster, because the gains you make by getting closer to the bag are canceled out by negative acceleration and friction. What…
Jay Cutler's wife, Kristin Cavallari, was a recent guest on the Fox News program The Independents. During the segment, host Kennedy (Hi, Kennedy!), made a snide remark about Jenny McCarthy's dumb anti-vaccination crusade. That's when Cavallari revealed that she and Cutler did not vaccinate their first child.
We need to talk about Harold Ramis fan art.
This video has been making the rounds on the internet over the course of the last two days. It is impossibly dumb.
Rick Reilly's stance and logic regarding the Washington Redskins was dumb, but a letter to the editor from the Washington Post has raised the bar in eye-rolling things written about the Redskins' team name.
Look at these poor students taking an exam at a university in Thailand: a paper headband with two paper sheets stapled to each side so they couldn't look at the next desk during exams. It's been a scandal in the country because people find it humiliating—understandably.
One day, setting obscure, silly world records will stop being a method to generate buzz. Today is not that day.