Deadspin: dunk face

Leftovers...

mjdeadspin — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:28:00 EST

• Yevgeny Plushenko dresses up as a cartoon version of himself, and in muscle suit/speedo combination. He also has a 'Sex Bomb' exhibition program. I do not want to be around when that bomb goes off. [NBCOlympics.com]

• Clay Travis has some outstanding suggestions for Olympic Sports to be added in the future, such as Bull-fighting on Ice, Obscene Snowman Building Contest, and Team Snowball Fight. I think the snowball fight should get some consideration. I'm serious. [SPiN on Sports]

• ESPN is just kinda stealing things these days. [SportsZilla]

• I agree: Kevin Federline owes some royalties to Raptors forward Pape Sow. Sow should be send a check immediately for half of all the money made by the song... roughly 18 cents. [ForwardProgress.org]

• These folks decided to call Ricky Williams' teacher at the California College of Ayurveda to find out exactly what the hell is wrong with the guy. [coyotewriters.com]

And, after the jump... More. Dunk. Faces. Including:

• A Kyle Orton "Hunk" Face
• Mr. Gordon Jump.
• Two quality Chessning entries

A Few More Dunk Faces

mjdeadspin — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:30:04 EST

A few more Dunk Faces trickled in last night, and I thought I'd share them with you. The Kyle Orton dunk face appears to have been photoshopped by Kyle Orton himself, while drinking heavily. Not all of them are photoshopped with the skill of Picasso, but their hearts are in the right place. After the jump, check out:

• The "Who Wants To Sex Mutombo" Face
• The Fred Smoot Dildo Face
• The Kyle Orton Drunk Face
• The Popeye Jones Dunk Face, which will probably keep you from sleeping tonight
• The Eli/Peyton Dunk Face

Dunk Face Fever!: Gheorghe Muresan

Leitch — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:45:54 EST

Spinheads: Thank you so much for your overwhelming response to Dunk Faces. I am suggesting to the other members of the B-squad to carry on with this experiment as they are becoming more and more bizarre. I will put up a couple more today, but I apologize if any were overlooked. Please continue with this time-wasting endeavor as much as possible. I'm enjoying the crap out of it even if nobody else is. And now...Gheorghe Muresan. Yikes.

Dunk Face Archive [Deadspin]

Dunk Face!: Ben Roethlisberger

Leitch — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:06:40 EST

More Drunk, er, Dunk Face submissions. Of course once the "Drunk" Face gets mentioned, Big Ben comes up. Alas, here we have this champion submission from a Deadspin Reader showcasing Steeltown's finest go-to chugster. Wave those Terrible Towels high!

Previous Dunk Faces:

Johnny Weir
Eddie Sutton
Marcus Vick

Dunk Face: New Mexico

Leitch — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:45:25 EST

The gauntlet has been thrown down. It didn't take long for the rash of New Mexico Dunk Face submissions. (Three in one hour, actually.) So, here he is in all his glowering, heat-packing glory. Surprisingly, this dunk face is very similar to Terence Stansbury's.

Previous Dunk Faces:

Eddie Sutton [Deadspin]
Johnny Weir [Deadspin]

Dunk Face!: Eddie Sutton

Leitch — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:28:17 EST

Yes, creativity is abundenat today amongst the Spinheads. Here we have another reader submission for Dunk Face, this time with former Oklahoma State Coach and friend of Bill W. ,Eddie Sutton. Note the obvious alteration to the title. This Dunk Face gets a voting score of .224. May not make the cut.

Dunk Face!: Johnny Weir

Leitch — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:39:03 EST

First Dunk Face submission comes from Deadspin reader Mike from Boston, who catered to the world's fascination with the figure skating princess and put together this dazzling little photo for our enjoyment. We'll call this Dunk Face, "Sassy."

Sprite Dunk Face [Sprite Dunk Face]
Tuesdays With A.J. [Deadspin]