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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/05/09

    In reply to Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis
    Ok guys, over/under is 36.

    No, not her bra size, her IQ. #dwighthoward
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis
    Dwight lost out on a porn star to a guy from NSync?

    Superman my ass. #dwighthoward
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis
    God speaks to yet another devout apostle through yet another burning bush. #dwighthoward
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis
    Wow. Almost life-like. The M:TG players won't know the difference! #dwighthoward
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis
    Is that wrong? #dwighthoward
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    Fuck Dwight Howard. Cock!
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    Nate Robinson is going to need a new form of kryptonite to vanquish this enemy:
    A lemon party Knicks jersey
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    08/12/09

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    "DAMMMMNNNNN.....THE ONLY THING THT TURNED ME OFF WAS THE FACT THT HIS PUBIC HAIRS OR PEZZZZYYY AS HELL.....MTO.....SMFH!!!!"
    I'm sorry, I do not want to live in a world where this actually means something
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    08/12/09

    @TT-Zop:
    It's too late to go back. We now live in a pezzy world.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    Tomorrow on Mediatakeitout.com, blogger Will Leitch! Blogroll us!
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    Visanthe Shiancoe would love to comment, but he's too busy trying to uncork his dick from a Gatorade bottle.
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    "STD" says: too small for his body size!! The growths on my lips are even bigger than that!
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    It's the size of a Geodude? I'd have pegged him for at least a Graveler.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis
    Over at Mediaite, Dan Abrams was forced expose himself. He didn't want the world to think he was "all brain no penis."
    /Real Genius'd
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    08/12/09

    In reply to Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis

    We could always just ask Royal Ivey.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to That Wasn't Supposed To Happen Was It?
    This morning I kind of feel like when this girl I was dating broke up with me on the phone. On. My. Birthday.


    Most of what I have to say is unprintable, so I'll leave it at that.

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