Candy Corn Is Trash and Hershey's Candy Corn Bars Are an Abomination Against God

Tis the season, the only season that matters, the season that Halloween candy finally starts appearing on the shelves. Unfortunately, that also means candy corn has made its foul return, a crumbling and earwax-esque concoction that, like your racist grandparent, you only give a pass because it’s been around for so… »9/15/15 11:50pm9/15/15 11:50pm

Here's Floyd Mayweather Being A Dick To A Woman In A Barbershop

Floyd Mayweather is one of the very worst people walking this earth. This new video to pop up on YouTube is of Mayweather in a barbershop in London, getting into it with a woman who claims she doesn't know who he is because she doesn't follow boxing. Instead of being relieved someone doesn't know who he is, Mayweather… »10/01/14 6:00pm10/01/14 6:00pm

The Yankees Are So Evil They Sued For The Exclusive Right To Call Themselves Evil

Evil Enterprises Inc., owners of a website with the URL which currently will not load due to a malware warning—probably Yankee tampering—recently filed a trademark claim for the term "Baseballs Evil Empire," which was sniffed out and promptly disputed by the lawyers employed by Basbeball's Evil… »2/23/13 12:55pm2/23/13 12:55pm

Chile To Investigate Pablo Neruda's Death; FIFA-Adviser Henry Kissinger To Investigate His Navel

A judge in Chile just ordered an investigation into the mysterious death of poet Pablo Neruda, who supposedly succumbed to prostate cancer 12 days after a Henry Kissinger-backed right wing coup installed a hideous dictator who brutalized and slaughtered his own people for years. The circumstances surrounding Neruda's… »6/03/11 12:05pm6/03/11 12:05pm