Eagles Songs To Grow Limp To, Ranked

Last week I laid out my favorite Prince songs to fuck to. As seen below, this caught some Deadspin staffers by surprise. Probably because I generally write data stories here. » 10/08/14 12:24pm 10/08/14 12:24pm

Oral Roberts Builds School Spirit With Bald Eagle Flying Into Window

At some sort of welcome-back-to-campus event yesterday, Oral Roberts University paid tribute to its mascot by bringing in a real, live Bald Eagle. The eagle got a little disoriented. Did we mention the chapel has enormous glass walls? » 8/22/13 3:08pm 8/22/13 3:08pm

This Monster Eagle Almost Flew Away With A Little Kid [UPDATE]

Has anyone tried to warn us of the impending giant fucking eagle menace? Is this merely the first warning shot? We must be vigilant, or else the giant fucking eagles of the world will make off with all of our children. BUT ONLY IF WE LET THEM. » 12/18/12 11:27pm 12/18/12 11:27pm

Southern Miss Pep Band Members Who Chanted "Where's Your Green Card?"…

We first showed you what it looked and sounded like last week, when members of the Southern Miss pep band put their ignorance on full display by taking aim at Kansas State's Angel Rodriguez during the first round of the NCAA tournament. In case you missed it, we've again posted the video for you above. » 3/20/12 11:45am 3/20/12 11:45am

Mike Minter Has Moonage Daydream

Former Panther's safety Mike Minter submits himself to a battery of tests to further fitness science- or visit dimensions far beyond the reaches of our telescopes. » 3/06/10 2:30pm 3/06/10 2:30pm

Andy Reid's Son's a Determined, Resourceful Junkie

Yesterday, in a small Montgomery County courtroom in a sleepy little ghetto-posing-as-the-suburbs called Norristown, Garrett Reid, 24-year-old son of Eagles' coach Andy Reid was sentenced to up to 23 months in jail stemming from his heroin-dazed car accident last January. In a revelatory moment, unfit for even the… » 11/02/07 10:15am 11/02/07 10:15am