Your live blogger for this game will be Jeff Laughlin of And Here Come The Pretzels. Simpsons reference.

East Region: No. 1 Pittsburgh (28-4) vs. No. 16 East Tennessee State (23-10)
When: Friday, 2:55 p.m., EDT
Where: University of Dayton, Dayton, Ohio

PITTSBURGH PANTHERS

1) Gary McGhee plays for Pitt. Well, kinda. I'll try and make this as objective as possible, but he might be the worst basketball player to see…