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    Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Lowering expectations is a game that this department plays well


    They learned their technique from the MSU job placement office.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Do you think Robocop ever wants to update his pick-up line software, or is busting out some mid 80's chestnut

    [robot voice] "Hey baby, the word of the day is... legs. Lets go back to place and spread the word" part of his ironic throwback charm?
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    The ELP are girding for unbridled mayhem tonight whether Michigan State pulls out a win over North Carolina in the championship game or not.


    What does Emerson, Lake and Palmer have to do with any of this? Their brand of arthouse rock has been out of vogue for decades.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Setting Mitch Albom on fire would be a win-win for everyone involved: couch owners and people who still read newspaper columnists.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    As ELP is preparing for unbridled mayhem, ELO is preparing for disinterested diners at the Buffalo VFW during their set tonight.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    You know what would really save Michigan, another shitty book by Mitch Albom.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    I hope MSU wins so that greedy autoplant owner has to hire back all the guys he laid off, to make good on a bet with the slovenly head of the union...


    Wait, I think I'm getting the Final Four confused with an 80s slobs vs. snobs movie that was never made.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Mitch Albom is the saddest pixie I have ever encountered.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing...


    Funny, I thought Flint wasn't working either.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    It will not save me. No basketball game can do that. No matter who wins Monday night, Tuesday morning my ears will still be comically misshapen, I will still be shorter than the shortest of dwarves and my writing will still be cornier than a bowl of Frosted Flakes. The out-of-town women who see me at a bar tonight will be more than a bit horrified.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Tuesday morning the jobs still will be gone


    Unless, of course, you work for the East Lansing police or fire department.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    Albom picked a hell of a time to stop being a shameless liar.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    That's funny, every time I see Mitch Albom I have to do all I can not to stare at his ears.
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    04/06/09

    @Enthused_But_Fired: I heard Mitch Albom put his metaphorical ear to the ground to get a reading on the general mood in Detroit and ended up predicting the earthquake in central Italy.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    I'm so sick of that whole "Michigan State is raising the hopes of laid off autoworkers" meme. UConn was picking up the spirits of unemployed hedge funders and i-bankers, but you don't hear us making a big deal about it.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to Couches Will Burn Brightly In East Lansing If MSU Wins Tonight
    The real tragedy here is that Robert "Tractor" Traylor was asleep on the couch at the time.
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